as my father cursed me with a love of husky football, so too shall i curse my children

Joined October 2024
this is my pinned tweet until we fire jedd fisch
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Washington self-eliminated from the playoffs early and Oregon followed dutifully behind. Little guy's always trying to keep up with big brother.
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oregon needs an offensive coordinator with more experience. someone who knows the nfl and can help get their players to the league. a qb coach who can bring a blue-chip qb with him. does the perfect pair already exist up north?
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did your team lose this weekend? usc — yes oregon — yes washington — no
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Replying to @thedoogfather
After breaking the single-game scoring record? Just terrible, really feel for him. Bad culture in Oregon.
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i don’t understand why mehringer couldn’t just run the portland state gameplan every week
I get it’s Portland State but whatever offense is being called tonight is not the same offense they called the first two weeks.
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drew mehringer is one of the brightest up and coming minds in the sport. he deserved at least 4 years to get his system in place. but instead he’s being scapegoated by dan lanning. is there no such thing as loyalty anymore?
BREAKING: Oregon has dismissed offensive coordinator Drew Mehringer, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/oregon-to-part-…
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SOURCES: i’m hearing jedd fisch is a name to watch for oregon’s offensive coordinator opening.
Oregon is set to part ways with offensive coordinator Drew Mehringer, sources tell @CBSSports
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USC had the ball with a chance to score three times in Wisconsin’s territory in the second half, the Trojans are so close to being the kind of team that could play competitively with teams like Wisconsin on the road. Lincoln Riley just needs more time to get his guys in there.
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SOURCES: i’m hearing jedd fisch is a name to watch for the baylor head coach opening.
Sources: Baylor has fired coach Dave Aranda.
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Your parents when a QR code pops up on the tv screen for authentication
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It’s after 10pm!
🚨 ATTENTION EUGENE DRIVERS 🚨 Oregon team plane lands in 7 minutes. Run your errands NOW! Be off the streets by 10pm. Make sure your pets are inside!
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checking in on the west coast big ten additions
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🚨 ATTENTION EUGENE DRIVERS 🚨 Oregon team plane lands in 7 minutes. Run your errands NOW! Be off the streets by 10pm. Make sure your pets are inside!
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“hi it’s me the person five rows behind you at the concert, this is my time to loudly tell little jokes to the artist on stage”
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hey everybody i’m tonight’s opening act and here’s a story about the apartment i lived in when i wrote this song that’s longer than the song itself
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time to bust out the vitamix
USC fan here. If we lose to “Wisconsin” I’ll take a fuck ton of laxatives and blend whatever comes out into a smoothie and drink it on IG live
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it's october 24th, oregon is 4-3, and the only two fanbases on the west coast that can legitimately make fun of duck fans are UCLA and oregon state
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more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work
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+ kid scored a goal in soccer + usc loss + oregon is ass + no jedd fisch ball + daði freyr tonight at the crystal ballroom a perfect saturday
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goodnight my babies
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