squid battenburg, 27, nonbinary trans 'guy'. hating fun so you don't have to ๐ซก || icon by @SlightlyJilly
he/they/she
Joined March 2014
- Tweets18K
- Following2.3K
- Followers3.5K
- Likes543K
Pinned Tweet
Not leaving hellsite but figured I should reiterate where I'm Also at:
- squidias on tiktok and bluesky
- pldubrahs and squidbatts on tumblr
- squidbatts on AO3, if this counts as a Place to be
And please keep supporting Palestine through any means, including d20afp
"weaponizing morality" and it's saying "I think it's fucked up to ship the racist white man with the people that he's racist towards"
squid, from the internet retweeted
bestie sent me this. you can now filter ai out of your libby app!!! god bless.
squid, from the internet retweeted
if i say what i think should happen to the island of great britain i'd get banned on here
Hunter Schafer has attacked Britainโs single-sex bathroom laws during an interview in which they revealed they had undertaken gender reassignment surgery.
๐:telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2โฆ
squid, from the internet retweeted
Yuri will never be as popular as yaoi bc people purity test it too much like there are people who legit ship the vampire dad and and cop dad from twilight and no one cares about how performative that yaoi is, even tho those 2 have never interacted.
squid, from the internet retweeted
My crackship ww yuri follow me I draw yuri if you guys are interested
squid, from the internet retweeted
queer comedies and lighthearted romances are plentiful. like genuinely there are a LOT of them. whether in the past 30 years or in 2026. from all over the world. but you do have to muster the courage to do one (1) google search to find them. the horror!
squid, from the internet retweeted
Pretty sure that this guy figured it out thoughโฆ
John Carpenter says nobody has figured out the ending of The Thing correctly yet
"Every idea that people have is not the right one, I know the right one... no one has guessed it" xitter.cf/AcademyMuseum/status/2โฆ
squid, from the internet retweeted
We are going to throw the greatest talent show ever to fund crash keys
Hi everyone, how's it going? Honestly, I'm not doing well at all... Why, you ask...? Because the game our whole team had poured our hearts and souls into for about a year and a half was suddenly canceled...!! I mean, I lost my job overnight. Talk about a bolt from the blue...
So I decided to make an announcement now. To see if anyone might be interested in working with us or investing in our projects. And here's the announcement.
Actually, I started a company back in March of last year. It's a game studio specializing in video game design, direction, and narrative writing. (And... just between us, it's also a secret organization dedicated to protecting world peace.)
The name is... "CRASH KEYS"!!
crashkeys.com/
My original plan was to reveal CRASH KEYS when we announced our new game. That was supposed to happen next year... in 2027. But then came that whole "bolt from the blue" incident... So I ended up having to move things up and go public with it today instead.
With that in mind, I would like to humbly ask you all for a favor... Please give us some work!! At this rate, our company might literally CRASH into a million pieces. My team and I may be forced to survive on nothing but cicada shells collected from a run-down park. So please, help us!! You're our only hope!!
For work requests, investment proposals, words of encouragement, or invitations to Law of Attraction seminars, we would be very grateful if you could contact us using the "CONTACT" form on our official website: crashkeys.com/
Any support you could offer would mean the world to us. We sincerely look forward to hearing from you!
squid, from the internet retweeted
when i saw the girl who looked just like me i thought /
must be lonely loving someone tryna find their way out of a maze
#zeroescape
squid, from the internet retweeted
hi #PortfolioDay
I'm a poster illustrator and would love to make you a poster :)
Imagine you have a best friend and he's been there for you for like fifteen years. Through the death of your other friend and HIS son's death and your brother pulling away. And then you go confront him about some awful rumors and he KIDNAPS YOU! IMAGINE THAT!