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zeldatwt • splatwt🗿nintendo, pop, brainrot, other thoughts. runs @cursedzeldatwt backup @zonaizelda he/him 🏳️‍🌈

Joined September 2020
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new fit just dropped 🔥🔥🔥
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we are all nepo babies because gaga is mother.
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I wonder if they’re gonna keep aging the player in mainline splatoon games or go back to teenagers? either way will make me feel sick as I age
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it’s like the second coming of train dog
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realized i hate humpback pump track
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every shirt is $40
every meal is $20
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genuinely how you had to be moving to defend age of calamity on release
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my school’s splatoon team won our regional esports invitational :) saw a rainbow on my way out
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okay there’s now 2 rows of suggested profiles on instagram we’ve gone too far
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used my personal switch 2 dock at the esport tournament and forgot to take it with me off stage
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i’m never getting that shit back
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I also think we're uncomfortable w/ the possibility that suffering can fundamentally change someone w/o making them wiser, kinder, or stronger. We want trauma to produce some compensating benefit so the suffering was “worth it,” but unfortunately that’s not always the case
sometimes you just gotta sit with the fact that after all of the trauma you actually will never be the same and it did change you fundamentally and there’s no going back
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I think relationships give ppl social credibility that single ppl have to establish individually. Being chosen is treated as evidence that you're desirable, stable, capable of commitment, etc. So ppl outsource their sense of adulthood to someone else's willingness to be with them
I think the fact that so many of our signs of maturity and adulthood revolving around relationships is why a lot of people get into relationships to begin with even if the relationship isn’t healthy for them be because they want to be seen as grownups.
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no splatoon dlc will top octo expansion solely because unlocking octolings will always be cooler than whatever they can do as a completion reward now
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That Snapchat advertisement was really weird. I hope they’re not soft launching the idea that type of ad placement, it would get people to swipe off the app almost immediately.
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i love how all gay relationships i know that last 5+ years are the ones that are open
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i pulled up but austin has this scary ass building so i left
Everything's bigger at Champions. See you in Austin, Texas. #VALORANTChampions
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the splatoon 3 pole update™
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in light of today’s discourse I can’t wait for ocarina of time remake to come out, do well but not touch BOTW numbers, and show these fandom elitists that reality is that format is NOT the most appealing. there’s no conspiracy. there won’t be a great waking up to “botw is bad.”
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My problem here was with the subset of fans who talk about this linear vs open world zelda thing the way creeps will tell you that you’re not gay but you just haven’t met the right one. Like no, OoT Remake isn’t gonna “show me.” A lot of ppl just like this experience more.
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the human mind was not made to be bombarded with this much credit card discourse at 8 in the morning
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okay and?
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