drunken “superchud” lab

It can’t get any worse right

Found a lump on the back of my head that’s just rock hard, I probably have cancer if anyone wants to have sex w me before I die.

How people look at me when I have a minor stain on my shirt.

I can confirm the Amy Acton method is LEGIT. Shoutout @Ryan_fathands @CoachMikeElder for the idea.

Posted the amy acton on story and bitches are liking ts #larplarplarpitylarp

This girl and I made eye contact at the gym and then she smiled, so I picked up my backpack and then I walked out the door without saying a word. #fairs

Idgaf that you voted bitch you do blow😭😭

Prefiring that 2027 won’t be my year, bring it on 2028

Genuinely haven’t had a female interaction since the kirking happened #isthisasign

Super fucking annoying that everyone things that these thugs that ruin shortvine, twerk on gas pumps, and shoot people are uc students. It’s the thugs that comedown and ruin it for the hard working students that go here. It’s not uc students at fault and it’s giving uc a bad rep.

My life is so fucking miserable right now

Thot daughter with a record breaking performance to extend the lead

Debloat method