Charles Wildman

Words Of Wisdom From Children 😂👍 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?* don't answer him. Michael. 14 3. Never tell your mom her diets not working. Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9 5. Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. Shelly, 13 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Bridgett, 11 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14 10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. Mitchell, 12 11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic lac. Andrew, 9 12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Timmy, 9 13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Jeffrey, 9 14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11 15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15 16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, 9 17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10 18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Amy, 13 19. Never try to baplize a cat. Jason, 8

Sometimes I think about my grandfather’s world: He just did one job (farming). He just served on one board (deacon/church). He watched one source for news (Cronkite). He ate the only kind of food that the grocer stocked. He didn’t ‘follow’ any sports - just watched whatever Dallas Cowboys game was on after church (maybe the Oilers). He didn’t know what was going down in Spain or China or even Washington D.C. - except for a few weeks every 4 years. He loved one woman for one lifetime. He raised three kids up into a faith that none of them left. He knew a few Hank Williams songs - kinda. He went to less than a dozen films in his lifetime. He read one KJV Bible he kept by his bed stand. He took one annual car trip over to Mississippi to visit family and for the Marine Corps reunion — that’s the only time he talked to his buddies. He worked - he didn’t ’work-out.’ He bought some more land. He drove old trucks - one at a time. He liked vanilla ice cream and Mexican tacos. That was it. That was his world and he seemed quite pleased with it. It never occurred to him to be anything but pleased. He was hilarious and generous; his world was simple, but he thought it was full to the brim.

Which hurts worse? 1. Selling $5 cash corn and watching it go to $6 while you’re delivering on the $5 contract at harvest. 2. Selling a $5 futures contract watching it go to $6 while paying margin calls every week. Then delivering $6 corn at harvest. Stay dead inside 🤘

NBC’s reaction to finding out 5 USB sticks in Milwaukee were MISSING RESULTS of the Election at midnight is priceless. Steve Kornacki was speechless…

I wanna say thank you to Mike Vallery and his family for opening up their farm to share the use of autonomous sprayers working in the field. Technology is changing fast and for the most part, I would say it greatly benefits not only the farmer, the end user and the environment.

Over a thousand beef rib racks are slow-roasted over wood embers at Argentina’s Festival del Costillar Criollo, a vibrant celebration of traditional gaucho culture and barbecue heritage.

Men at work vs. Men at home You can laugh! 😂😂