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Gerald Horsecock Ford III

@stangsmeat

SMU grad class of ‘68. 73 confirmed kills in Vietnam. peruna has the fattest cock of any mascot in CFB. Rizzler 2028

 South Dallas, Dallas
Joined October 2024
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GOT IT???
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Gerald Horsecock Ford III@stangsmeatOct 28
Replying to @ThatBoyKlink
Missouri lost like this and kept their ranking. If an ACC team lost like this, their entire team would be shot in the locker room by AP voters.
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Mike Craven
@CravenMikeOct 25
Kevin Jennings stands alone as the best QB in SMU history. And he's the most underrated great player in the state of Texas over the last few years. 1 of my 10 thoughts from Week 8 davecampbells.com/articles/2…
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Underdog CFB
@UnderdogCFBOct 24
SMU QB Kevin Jennings in the 59-20 win over Cal: 16/23 passing 223 passing yards 3 TDs 0 INTs
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Absolutely AIDS turnout from student section @SMUFB @StoolSMU @AD_DamonEvans @rhettlashlee
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Get ready @CalFootball
🤖 Made with AI
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SMU has been in the ACC since 2024. They have never lost a conference game at home.
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Evil Peruna
@EvilperunaOct 13
I absolutely LOVE what Rhett said about KJ. It’s highly worth a listen.
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How the fuck did this make it through opsec??
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Just woke up from my nap and I’m very confused why everyone is complaining! The King of Dallas has 464 yards and 4 total TDs! Seems like the game went very well! PONY UP!
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Read the goddamn room.
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Apparently Kalshi will still take $200 from you even if you are the birthday boy.
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91 penalty yards, stadium is empty in 4th quarter, The King of Dallas is still throwing tuna melts against make a wish teams. No complaining tho.
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Poppa Left (@_the6thman) profile picturePoppa Left
@_the6thmanSep 18
The road to Arch Manning continues!
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Jalen Hale and Yannick Smith are clones of Ceedee and Pickens and I’m tired of pretending they aren’t.
SMU Football (@SMUFB) profile pictureSMU Football
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JALEN HALE ARE YOU SERIOUS 🤯
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teapawt.org/smufb/status/209889031…
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@SMUFBSep 12
ANTONIO BROWN IS THAT YOU
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They fucked around and found out
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@FOSSep 8
In 2023, Florida State told the ACC that adding SMU would drag down the conference SMU is 2-0 against Florida State since.
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RID THIS FILTH FROM MY INSTITUTION‼️
Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist (@DeAngelisCorey) profile pictureCorey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
@DeAngelisCoreyAug 31
BREAKING: Southern Methodist University official caught on hidden camera admitting they’ve done "a lot of maneuvering" to keep DEI "hidden." They renamed the "Office of Diversity and Inclusion" to the "Office of Cultural Intelligence" @SMU receives $25 million in federal money.
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