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Joined November 2015
Now that plenty apc urchins don see sayvthey are inconsequential in scheme of things, will they still continue to stand on the mandate abi dem go sit down? 😂
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Guys guess what!, I have finally found the shortcut to cracking this thing😅😅👊👊👊 Will be sharing it with afew selected Out of the Comment section ✅️
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Travel ❌ Last trip ✅ I fell 10 times while watching the video 😂
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What’s the most morally disgusting thing you’ve ever seen someone do?
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Just watched Clayface. Didn’t expect it to go that hard on the body horror. The practical effects are nasty in the best way and Tom Rhys Harries actually sells the whole thing. $24M opening feels low for DC but the audience scores are strong so it might have legs. Worth seeing if you’re into that kind of stuff.
Steve Harvey, you are clearly squirming! When Ellen pulled up that photo of your daughter and Michael B. Jordan, you could practically see you trying to maintain your cool while your protective dad instincts were going into overdrive. “I’m very uncomfortable” sure, Steve. We believe you, but that “I’ve got my eye on him” look says it all. You can talk about those fancy cigars and the skis you got for your wife all you want, but we know exactly what’s going through your mind. It’s hilarious how you try to play it off by saying he’s a “good guy” from a “good family” while simultaneously threatening to “knock his ass out” if he messes up. You’re trying to be the supportive father-in-law, but the competitive side of you just can't help but size him up every time he hits the gym. Face it, Steve: you’re impressed by him, but you’re never going to stop being that dad who is secretly waiting for the slightest mistake. You aren't fooling anyone!
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A good builder doesn’t just talk about the job they prove their skills! From measuring twice to building with confidence,our builder showed what he can do. And the final verdict? You’re hired! Can we fix it? YES WE CAN #BuildersOnArc
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Help grandma with a reply to save her marriage 👇👇
🤖 Made with AI
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Look at the graduates of Tacha Beauty School! A beautiful moment for these students as they celebrate completing their beauty training. Congratulations to them all! #TachaBeauty
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He is not intellectually up to her standards But nerd sexy ladies are a bit right now
He came looking for love, but got a chemistry lesson instead 😭💔
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Replying to @deryaa1214
I'm seeing this for the first time, I don't understand what it is. 😁
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A washed-up boxing legend risks everything to save his daughter, hoping one dangerous move can fix the life he destroyed 🥊🔥
Some movies and series are so good that the moment you reach the end, you’re already tempted to experience everything all over again!
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What the f AI slop is this
She's daddy little princess
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My best friend of 20 years passed away. I was cleaning out his apartment when I found a photo album hidden at the back of his closet. It was labeled “DO NOT OPEN.” I opened it anyway. Inside were hundreds of photos of me, taken over the last 15 years. Me graduating. Me at my wedding. Me with my kid. Me at work. Me sleeping on his couch. Me arguing with my girlfriend. Every major moment. Every ordinary moment. He had documented my entire life. On the back of each photo was a date and two words: “Still there.” Over and over again. “Still there.” I flipped through the entire album, trying to understand what I was looking at. Then I found a journal tucked behind the photos and started reading. He had been in love with me for 20 years. Since we were kids. He had never said a word. He just stayed. Just watched. Just made sure I knew he cared, from a distance he believed would protect us both. The photos were proof of a love I never knew existed. A friendship that meant something completely different to him than I had ever realized. I don't know if I would have wanted to know while he was alive, but I'm grateful I know now. He spent 20 years showing me he loved me without ever asking me to feel the same way in return. That's not just friendship. That's devotion. Sometimes, the people who love us the hardest are the ones we never knew loved us at all. 💔
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First time getting a pedicure like this and I was so confused 😭 I even asked if my toe was supposed to spin like that. Is this normal or am I the only one?
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What’s something a man can do during a talking stage that will make a woman start imagining their entire future together? 😭😂
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There’s a specific kind of silence that only appears when the car is already moving too fast to stop. Two passengers. One driver who doesn’t negotiate. Monaco doesn’t care how expensive the problems are. Frank Martin never raised his voice. He didn’t have to.
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her stepfather called to complain that I didn't call to thank him. I told her how I felt. She says I'm being insensitive. But is it insensitive to want to be considered? To want your effort to be seen? I sacrificed. I showed up. Yet I am the one being told to understand. Honestly, what would you do? I'm tired.
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My girlfriend must choose between me and her stepfather. When she needed money, her stepfather refused to help. I am not a rich guy in Accra, but I love her. I put the little I had on the table and supported her. My family went to her house to announce our intention to marry. The next day,…..⬇️
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Ouch, that look of pure disappointment says it all.
He came looking for love, but got a chemistry lesson instead 😭💔
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When Vanessa married James, she earned twice his salary. Neither of them considered it a problem. James was a teacher. Vanessa worked in finance, and her career was advancing quickly. They agreed to split household expenses according to their incomes. Vanessa paid 65% of the bills, while James covered the rest. For the first three years, their arrangement worked. Then Vanessa received a major promotion. Her salary tripled….🧵
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