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@starryb1tch

🍎🐺 30+. Giant robots and giant nerds 🤖🥰

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Joined October 2020
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Threads because I talk too much 🧵🪡
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They done annexed Texas all over again
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Now can we please get a decent presidential candidate
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Joshin and Jokien
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Reports confirm that a Blue Wave has flipped Isengard, a solidly Sauron district
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sam 🍂@burritoprophet16h
how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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To quote George Washington: “I’m blue da bu dee da bu dai”
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I try not to get my hopes up about anything but a lot of states just got a dye job
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I could probably be kidnapped with a trail of Caleb-shaped cookies.
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I voted and will probably spend the night offline to avoid watching the polls.
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Need one of those “On Air” signs except it’s “Thinking about Caleb”
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Love that they included dog tags in Caleb’s costume because they knew we’d complain if they didn’t.
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The long part of Caleb’s coat reminds me of that villain from Outlast. Trager? The butcher. Someone on the dev team is a horror fan and I love it.
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Caleb being taken to Gaia when he’s just old enough to remember things like Christmas. He writes a letter to ask for a family and hides it in the lab. When they bring mc, he thinks she’s his. Mc clings to him like a lifeline. Only he can get her to eat and sleep like she needs.
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The scientists can barely pull them apart at night. His evol keeps growing stronger and stronger as he tries to hold on to her every day. It surpasses all the models they’ve made during his tests. Too late, they realize the monster they’ve made, and Caleb sees fear in their eyes.
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And when I said I want gege to kidnap me, I MEANT IT
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Imagine mc has to walk home through the woods and the LIs are the different monsters that try to lure her into their dens. She smells so good that they follow her home one by one, and she ends up living in a house full of monsters vying for her attention. Thank you that is all.
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Sorry I’m late, that kindled took hours
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Just let me go with gege already, HE WANTS TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS
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Zayne in a high collar is 👌🏻👌🏻
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Can I steal Caleb’s straitjacket?
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Oh god, my tumblr era is coming back to me. I had the themed dash, the plugins. A custom cursor. Every time I typed t on my browser, it was the first suggestion.
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