24, he/they // multi-fandom account so i don’t flood my main πŸ’…πŸΌ current fandoms: dropout, smosh, game grumps, valorant & VCT // @EXStaticTV

ur moms house
Joined July 2024
doodles of my goats in between projects β€οΈπŸ–€
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okay now that the starbomb tour is over, when are we getting that new song from D.A.B?
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he said he wanted to try #goatmilk so i put my titty in his mouth
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my boyfriend (28, very straight laced guy)’s work bestie is a 40 something year old man who does meth and never goes to the doctor. chill dude. you find community in weird places as an adult
you can tell who’s never had a job because it is standard practice that one of your best friends at work is a random person double your age
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having a small bladder and getting tattooed is such a terrible combo. i feel like the other artists are judging me for my need to pee πŸ˜–πŸ’€
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tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit
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One Night in Shanghai
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Mind if a white boy speak a little Chinese? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³β€οΈ
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its finally COCKtober πŸ†πŸŽƒ so u know what that means πŸ‘€πŸ‘… Dick sucking awareness month πŸ˜―πŸ™†πŸΌπŸ‘… πŸŽƒ IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKYπŸ’€ πŸ‘ GET πŸ‘ŠFISTEDπŸ‘Š BY A πŸ’€SKELETON πŸ’€SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOURπŸ‘‰ASS😽 AND πŸ™…DONTπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ FORGET TO SUCKπŸ˜©πŸ™Œ SOME πŸ’DRACULAπŸ’‰ DICKπŸ†πŸ’¦
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Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying
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wow omfg this is beautiful i love the puget sound
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goddamn you quantum fiber i hate you
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how it feels replaying the same game 107 times and making the exact same choices
I can never replay a game and I don’t understand how people replay games
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Will you share some of your pie with this fat bear??? 🐻πŸ₯§
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Butt naked in bed eating a baconator
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So Heart warming βœ…βœ…βœ…πŸ˜³πŸ˜³Green Buge,,πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ€littleπŸ€πŸπŸβ˜˜οΈβ˜˜οΈπŸŒΏBuge πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸŒΏπŸƒπŸƒwhy So Small and Cute.? πŸŒ±πŸŒ±πŸŒ±πŸ›πŸ›πŸπŸβœ… #greenbuge
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I never thought Macklemore was cringey. I couldn't do it. I am too Seattle to turn my back on him. Weaker Seattleites might have, but not ME
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Jingles into the room Sluttily
this alone as lingerie
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