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@statnightfever

Big dick alien from outta this world. Multi-ship account. NOT THE REAL KRIS STATLANDER. ROLEPAYING/PARODY ACCOUNT!

 Your girl's bed.
Joined June 2026
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ᴀɴ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴜᴛᴛᴀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ᴋʀɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ꜱᴛᴀᴛʟᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀᴋᴀ ᴋʀɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴀᴛʟᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ/ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ/ꜰᴜᴛᴀ ᴅᴏᴍ. (ᴅᴏᴍ 90% ꜱᴜʙ 10%) ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ
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Ｋｒｉｓ.@statnightfeverOct 15
Never too early for a creampie.
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Statwing coming to steal your girl and your candy. 😉🍫🎃
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A very good morning to you all. 😉
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Ｋｒｉｓ.@statnightfeverOct 17
You heard me. 😏
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Ｋｒｉｓ.@statnightfeverOct 21
Buff daddy. 💪
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Ｋｒｉｓ.@statnightfeverJul 3
Morning wood. 👽
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Ｋｒｉｓ.@statnightfeverSep 16
It’s Wednesday and you know what that means..
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Buff daddy. 💪
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Ｋｒｉｓ.@statnightfeverOct 13
Real bricked up this morning..
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You heard me. 😏
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-Not new to Candice~. -Loves to be a tease . -Cis portrayal (Trans on request~.) -Switch~. -Can prove problematic unless prepared for her~. -Bi, mostly female lean.
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🇵🇷 𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐎 🇵🇷 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉*𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴. 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘈𝘴𝘴. ☆𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 ☆𝗕𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 ☆𝗟𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ☆𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 ☆𝗧𝗟 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱 ♥︎ + 𝖱𝖳 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖫𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖺 𝖧𝖾𝖺𝗍
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🌹. The Main Attraction. 🌹 Submissive Little Slut Daddy’s little bitch Kinky. Size queen Taboo themes Cuckholdress Storyline Driven 🌹. Your Dads favourite Phone call. 🌹
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𝒪𝓃ℯ 𝒶𝓃𝒹 ℴ𝓃𝓁𝓎... 👑 | 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚. 𝐂𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲. 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖/𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬. 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲. 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞. |
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ᴄᴀᴛʜʏ ᴋᴇʟʟᴇʏ ʀᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅɪꜱᴘᴜᴛᴇᴅ ʙʟᴏᴡᴊᴏʙ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ -ꜰᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ -ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ -ɴᴏ ʟɪᴍɪᴛꜱ -ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ -ᴅᴛꜰ (ᴍᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ) -ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ/ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ -ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʀᴛ & ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ
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Ｋｒｉｓ.@statnightfeverSep 2
Never too early to give a creampie.
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Once I’m finished with this drink, I’m gonna steal somebody’s girlfriend/boyfriend. 😈
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