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Silenced | DnD | DoA Software Developer | AI Retro Gaming Enthusiast Memento Mori | XOTWOD Barista | Coffee Aficionado

Joined August 2017
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You know what's great about WoW: Forever. It truly keeps the map tight.
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1v1 in Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY! 馃ゴ馃 OLIVIA RODRIGO vs KENDALL JENNER!
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I don't know about you, but I like @piercetheveil. Kissing in Cars. Kiss me goodnight. 馃挃 馃
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The line outside Best Buy is insane. About 30 people so far.
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SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY, GANGERS OUT AT BEST BUY. TONIGHT IS A SPECIAL FOIL RELEASE. THE VERY BEST GAME OF ALL TIME. DON'T BELIEVE ME. CHECK RANKS.
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I am 2 week away from marrying Lucia. The feeling is so good. My GTA wife. I just know she's a gooner like me. 馃挦 Breaking her out of prison and pounding that pussy. You're all invited to the wedding. Open bar, baby! 馃嵒
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Turkey and Stuffing Sandwich from Starbucks. That shit is a fuck fest of flavor that doesn't add up. Consider this the worst Thanksgiving dinner you've ever had. It's one thing to eat something separate, but they're combined.
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That new short rib grilled cheese at Starbucks. It's got onion burp that lasts forever. It's playing off a patty melt idea. Actually gives off some White Castle taste. Weird when it's off a hard ass grilled cheese.
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Not only did I buy the game from eShop cause Amazon. There was a massive wave of delays. But I got it again on Foil from Amazon. The foil variant of Ocarina of Time is now sold out.
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I AM CRYING RN! THIS GAME IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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@statusIRLNov 5
LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME IS LOADING UP!
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My name is STATUS IRL. I have arrived in WoW: Forever.
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THESE FUCKING SPIDERS GOT ME PISSED OFF!
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LVL 5 and continuing.
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LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME IS LOADING UP!
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ngl, gangers, I am playing this on MacOS and it's running phenomenal.
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