Currently: Kinda Fat // Comedian // Co-Host: Set to Destroy Podcast // I think I love you. (He/Ham)
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The secretary of education not knowing what the IDEA act is kinda like the Director of NASCAR not knowing what Talladega means
Just got the call. Fired.
I was the DEI coordinator for the department of education. It was my job to make sure every school litter box had an ADA accessible ramp leading to it
i ate a whole box of wheat thins and now my appendix feels like it's gonna burst
it ain't 2009 no more
"maybe this will be a wake up call for the dems"
the same ones who nominated biden in 2020?
for a party that constantly gets blamed for being woke, they're always waiting on a wake up call
I worked in Louisiana Politics for years and this is exactly who @RepClayHiggins has always been
This is what happens when you elect a cop who looks like a glazed donut hole
Anthony Richardson is like Tebow with less god and more arm. He runs like he doesn't believe in death
i am not elon musk retweeted
‘Fart Gate’? Firing Olathe teacher-comedian for crude TikTok video was plain silly | Opinion kansascity.com/opinion/opn-c…
Teachers don't get paid enough but we do reap the intangible benefits of teenagers telling us to go fuck ourselves
If #cisgender is a slur, why isn't my uncle yelling it at strangers in the walmart parking lot?
Missouri is so pro-life they're trying to let fetuses own guns
which will add to their deregulation of current concealed carry laws.
i hope someone rips the wheels off of @GregAbbott_TX wheelchair and dumps them in the red river