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@steev____

escapee from maximum security speech therapy

Joined November 2010
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herb@herb_on_osuOct 30
having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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How is GTA6 210gb when my ps3 is only 160gb? How am I going to be able to play it ??
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Traffic has been so much worse since they created a million Charlie Kirks. Our infrastructure wasn’t designed for such a massive population increase
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This is way too easy bc being naked for one second then not being naked would be so supernatural that no one would ever accuse you of it being intentional or even real. No downside even if it happens at the worst possible moment
Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) profile pictureOrwell & Goode
@OrwellNGoodeOct 27
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Coastal elite is when a restaurant is 5% more expensive than Applebees
Zach (@ZachTheRide3D) profile pictureZach@ZachTheRide3DOct 26
What are we doing? Who cares? We’re arguing about the class signifier of fucking chain restaurants now? Fuckin Carrabba’s centrists, Culver’s Conservatives, you see how dumb this shit is? Jesus Christ man is anybody here an adult?
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Holmes has nothing on him. YCSE should’ve been 5 minutes of Holmes then Nathan says he’s bored and brings William back in to replace Holmes
minerva catter (@mincatter) profile pictureminerva catter@mincatterOct 23
im in tears😭
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) profile pictureABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Stand By Me remake where the kids just eat the corpse
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Hey man wanna come over ? First 3 hours are free but after that my roommate charges $8.99/hour
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@_sorrengailllOct 25
my roommate wants to start charging my boyfriend rent for visiting me twice a week 😭
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It’s the most popular horror movie of the past few years. And like. Freddy Krueger is a child murderer but ppl dress as him for Halloween. Costumes aren’t endorsements of fictional characters
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My cat sucks. There was a lady bug on the couch and he ran over to me to deal with bc it scared him
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Mall of America is true. It’s just a big mall. Barely anything super unique there. Anyway god will smite you and your bloodline for the pepperoni roll slander. There will be no mercy.
Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) profile pictureTerrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 20
Each state's most overrated thing
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You Can See Everything failed to address if the crew were allowed to eat the snacks in the kitchen pantry or if they had to bring their own snacks. Stuff like this is why you cannot trust documentaries to show you whole truths. You’re being shown a narrative. Wake up.
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J!@itshimboOct 23
The elephant never forgets
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In high school part of my grocery store job was cleaning the bathrooms and more often than not the women’s bathroom looked like the aftermath of a jigsaw trap
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This is what happens to your For You page if you accidentally click on a tweet you don’t care about and now Twitter spends the next 3 months thinking you’re obsessed with low sodium stew recipes
soup lover (@goodmorningsoup) profile picturesoup lover@goodmorningsoupOct 23
instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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It’s honestly why I love the character and think he works so well. He is the most educated person on Myers and has the most insight on him and his first reaction is grabbing a gun and saying we need to kill him on sight bc he is pure evil. Great way to set the stakes.
Adam Gilbert (@AdamGilbert__) profile pictureAdam Gilbert@AdamGilbert__Oct 24
I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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