technical organism floating somewhere in the universe 👽 purveyor of insanity. interested in humor and cats mostly

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Joined August 2020
best accts dont have a niche they jus schizo post off the dome
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its 2032. there are no jobs left and u just had to borrow $100 from ur mom for oxygen credits to keep breathing
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salesforce tower, san francisco. what a cool building
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droppin my mixtape soon
Replying to @AJenkin07170330
uh uh uh dante on the track ayo my flows are spectacular have ur head spinnin from sound of my vernacular
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when everythin is on fire but u makin the best of it
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sure ill read between the lines. the mystery line reads 'ur ambiguity makes me wanna throat chop u'
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made a website where u can find cat reaction pics btw mewdex.stash.spot
releasing mewdex. site makes it easy to find the cat reaction img u need - save imgs (browser storage) - search by vibe, mood, a setting. etc - browse collections of img types mewdex.stash.spot/ may be a bit slow bc on light resources to save cost for now have fun!
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dante retweeted
when u ask the agents what happened to the database
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id like to see u try to walk a mile in my shoes
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not surprised one bit
You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. (in a cemetery no less)
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this is how ur email finds me
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only way to be my friend is to still be there after i dont get back to u for 6 months at a time
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uhh i really hope not
A new study has found that cats' happiness is closely linked to their owners' emotional well-being Researchers found that stress and positive emotions can affect both pets and their owners
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interesting split between 1k and 10k on the poll. prob heavily influenced by whether the voter was over or under 1k
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dante retweeted
theres a reason cats have dominated animal media sharing on the internet for decades. cutest and best animal to ever do it
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how theyll find me at my computer desk if i dont start gettin outta the house
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i just put all my bullshit on here and hope for the best. just like irl me what u see is what u get
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dante retweeted
'i dont give a fuck' he says while actually giving more fucks than anyone
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when ur tryin to laugh and have fun but theres a boring hater judging u
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dante retweeted
hi im dante and im a neurodivergent society hating nonconformist. nice to meet u
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