Joined March 2009
Threads: stephen_shaffer Bluesky: @sshaffer.bsky.social
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DOT’S PRETZELS NOW HAS TOO MANY VARIETALS—THEY NEED TO SELL A SAMPLER PACK.
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My New Year’s Resolution is to listen to more System of a Down
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nosferatu soundtrack had no rob zombie in it total bullshit
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My favorite albums of 2024 Bleachers/ST Father John Misty/Mahashmashana Fontaines DC/Romance Last Dinner Party/Prelude to Ecstasy Lin-Manuel Miranda & Eisa Davis/Warriors Personal Trainer/Still Willing Vampire Weekend/Only God Was Above Us Jack White/No Name Wunderhorse/Midas
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the next 9 Amyl and the Sniffers/Cartoon Darkness  Los Campesinos!/All Hell Doechii/Alligator Bites Never Heal Font/Strange Burden  Christian Lee Hutson/Paradise Pop. 10 Pearl Jam/Dark Matter Reznor & Ross/Challengers OST Storefront Church/Ink & Oil Wolves of Glendale/ST
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! ❄️ Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🎉🍿
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Wasn’t wearing my glasses and legit thought this was a gooey pastry or something.
Safety comes first for your pets as well, find the supplies they need here.

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i will forever be on the “bob dylan is the funniest person alive” train
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Kirk Hammett goes to traffic school.
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just catching up on the news, i've been offline for a while. jesus christ. rip michael jackson
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Bands: please don’t write bios like this. Even as a joke.
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Jason Lee’s voice performance in The Incredibles is everything.
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