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Wow this guy can shoot the puck, he needs a contract! 😂 #VegasBorn #NHLAllStar
The ravens are now the first team since 2000 to have to go to the emergency QB.
Damn, let’s see if they have to go even deeper
To follow up on this , @Grubhub fuck you too!
Your driver gave our food to the wrong house and drove off like a moron!
Went to @Arbys and they also fucked up my order.
Time to cook more home meals
Hey fuck you @DoorDash , it shows my order picked up and turning down my street and cancelled as they approach?
Never again , I’ll stop being lazy and go pick it up myself
NCAA football rankings should look like this after tonight
1-Miami
2-Georgia
3-Indiana
4-Utah
5-UCLA
6-Notre Dame
7-BYU
Hey fuck you @DoorDash , it shows my order picked up and turning down my street and cancelled as they approach?
Never again , I’ll stop being lazy and go pick it up myself
I turn on my sprinklers and 2 minutes later this happens!
We are getting a good douching tonight !
#VivaLasVegas #Rainstorm
We dressed up for a loss , butt fuck it , Kucherov to #Vegasborn start the rumors!
The top spot ranked isn’t just to do with taxes , all of those teams are run top notch and want to win.
Their ownership puts the money where their mouth is.
Second tier , nobody has Edmonton that high on their list as they know McD is leaving 😂
Next question!
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North Carolina has a state income tax of 3.99% for 2026 and is not tax-free, unlike the other teams listed under Tax-Free Paradise.
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This will be the 12th Halloween we have lived in Las Vegas and will also be the 12th time with zero kids stopping by to get candy.
We have less than 10 houses on our street and it’s a half mile long.
Kids want the close houses and easy score while their parents follow in a car
#VegasBorn friends ,
Who is going to CNA on Monday to buy the new Remix Jerseys ?
What time are you going ?
We had Magic Mitch sign little Mitch at the STM event.
He said the baby and momma is doing great and he loves living in Las Vegas! #VegasBorn
Connelly
Lavoie
Bowman
Glass
Shipachyov
Morelli
Coghlan
Cotter
Rondjberg
Brisson
All have what it common #VegasBorn
That last song in the arena said, “nobody can afford Gasoline ya”
Vamos #Vegasborn