Steven Walker

2 birds, 1 glass house. Don’t throw stones, boys.

Don’t break it if it’s fixed.

Hey Siri, Steve with a “v” here. The person that invented you was named Steve, with a “v”. His name was not Steph Jobs, it was Steve Jobs. Can I get some help here and everyone help a friend?

Legacy is a farce.

Nature always wins.

When is Trump going to make an executive order that requires all federal agencies use typography designed by @houseindustries?

Let’s make being nice an Olympic sport for when they’re held next in America. Everyone should get a gold medal for being nice. That way Americans get the most gold medals. Because we’re the nicest.

Why do British people loose their British accent when they sing?

Being a “Czar” or “Tzar” doesn’t sound American at all

Artificial Intelligence is just a loop.

Am I the only one that is annoyed that TikTok makes everyone in America drive on the wrong side of the road?

No wonder AI keeps hallucinating. Cause all the people building it are on psilocybin.

Why aren’t the tariffs yuge?

If you want to look spectacular, wear spectacles.

Napoleon died from a stomach ulser. Apparently, too many McDonald’s cheeseburgers

Whomever designed energy usage the same as nutrition deserves an award.

The sum of all beliefs are some of all the beliefs.