Is @elleduncantv doing tattoos at halftime or something? Either that or doing oil changes. Can’t decide.
Steve Savan retweeted
우리는 '마사지맨(MASSAGEMAN)'을 국가의 적으로 선포했다. 우리 영토 내에서 붙잡힐 경우, 그는 강제 노동 수용소행을 면치 못할 것이다. 가라, 강아지들아.
WOOF CHECK.
At the @Wendys drive thru, I ask “what’s the difference between the new spicy chicken sandwich and the old one?”
You know what the answer is?
“It taste different”
Super helpful
Well, the zombie in the drive thru was right. It does taste different. Not good. Fast food is so dead and I’m fine with that. But in a pinch I’d appreciate literally any help when ordering. She went mute when I hit the window. I had to say thank you first for her to move her lips
Put on @FirstTake for the first time in years for some reason this morning. No Stephen A. Smith
It’s actually watchable. Clear console talking points. No arguing. This is pretty nice!
I’m an American. So I watch team USA. Even if it’s soccer.
One thing I am very sure of is that I have absolutely no interest in watching the post game show with fucking James corden @FOXTV
I’ve seen enough bitches on my tv I most certainly do not need another one.
This whole time I thought he was Karl Anthony-Towns, not Karl-Anthony.
How is that allowed? He’s just Anthony Towns. What a buncha nonsense.
Go Cavs
Death, taxes and the @BlueJacketsNHL arena DJ playing HandClap
We gotta find some new songs, guys it’s been like 10 years.















