I lied, I am Hawkize

Joined August 2022
Watching Iowa football
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going to a chain restaurant and taking a photo outside to own the libs will never not be a personality trait
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That’s news to the 50 percent of Iowans whose heritage traces back to Ireland and Germany, but it sounds fun to say out loud
Iowa is literally like 85% Scandinavian Its not this huge secret
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earn that $1000 a month pal
Watch this full video. Nobody running for office in America is talking about defending culture like Zach Lahn. He's the real deal.
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thats sure one way to describe him
The #Chiefs sign 8-time All-Pro Justin Tucker...
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Watch out folks the farmer Hal is onto my motherboard
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Terri, I beg you to learn how your tv works
Replying to @KCRG
Why is this not televised?! This is the final interview for the executive position of the state of iowa. Do you really think we gaf about dancing with the stars?! We dint gaf about the stars at all. Throughly disgusted.
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it warms my heart that Zach Lahn is paying people to pump his campaign who do not understand the workings of television, streaming, ads or any of the mediums in which campaigns advertise
This is now the third Josh Turek ad during a Zach response. @KCRG what are you doing???
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Rich parents don’t pay tuition to send kids to public school Bob Vander poop
Means testing is a typical Democrat talking point aimed at something they want to destroy. So beware when @RobSandIA attacks the rich parents for receiving ESA’s for their children. When he won’t apply the same means test to rich parents who choose public schools, it’s simply an attack on Parental Rights and school choice. Make no mistake…Parental Rights and School Choice are on the ballot. #ChooseWell Choose @ZachLahn
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we live in a state where we spread horse,cow and chicken shit across 70 percent of the land for a month straight
.@RobSandIA talking about the beauty of God’s creation as if he doesn’t want to pollute the air with the smell of marijuana.
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for nearly 20 years hardcore conservative men have been chanting that Obama is totally gay
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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remember when Iowa did a giveaway at a football game lmfao yeah man me either
Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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big shout to the neckbeard fuck and his four friends (also fat neck beards) who ran into a dollar general and took all the pokemon 30th boxes they got and threw them up on marketplace for $150 each, have fun not ever having sex with a human
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normally don’t have any issue with this shit if one guy does it but calling your buddies and scalping them so kids can’t get them (I really just got lucky and saw them when I went to get envelopes) and wanted one for my son. hope no one buys them and you miss rent
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Congrats to my daughter who is now a member of the ag extension board
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eventually everything becomes the Cracker Barrel
Gutfeld: Don't go after The Cheesecake Factory. A lot of us don't have a personal chef. The Cheesecake Factory is a tribute to America. It's literally a melting pot, Jessica, that's why you hate it. All the flavors assimilating into a menu. 250 meals, 700 ingredients. 100 sauces.
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there are no words for how shattered I am to realize I am 6 months older than Pat McAfee and I will never forgive kdanbaybe for this never going to a meet and greet now
Today I learned pat mcafee is 39 yrs old. That mf looks like he’s in his mid 50s 😭😭😭
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someone claiming to live in Iowa keeps sending his ballots to Wichita, where do I get my money
Trump: "Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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a perfect tribute to Cathy’s legacy
After a weekend of nonstop frantic discussions and negotiation, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 pm at 17,000-seat State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told ESPN. The Atlanta Hawks-Cleveland Cavaliers game that night will move back to 8 pm to accommodate the doubleheader, just as the Hawks did for Game 4. This allows a potential Game 7 to remain scheduled for Halloween at Chase Center in San Francisco. All three Finals games in Atlanta have required hurried adjustments to the schedule at State Farm Arena. It took collective efforts from the WNBA, NBA, the Hawks, State Farm Arena, Dream, Valkyries and broadcast partners to figure out the best course of action again. By moving the game earlier in the day, the WNBA avoided a scenario where a potential championship game was played inside the Dream’s home arena, the 3,500 seat Gateway Center. The other option under strong consideration was moving Game 6 to an open date at State Farm Arena on Friday and Game 7 to an open date at Chase Center on Tuesday, November 3.
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every geriatric Iowa fan trying to get into Kinnick in 2022 when they went to a mobile only ticket
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