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Essex escapee and Faffer extraodinaire. Bit partial to a boiled egg on the weekend#senparents#senparentpower.

Kent, United Kingdom
Joined April 2009
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Did you know that we list Personal Assistant vacancies on our website for families across Kent? This is to help families care for their children in their own home. To view the Jobs Board, please visit 👉 bit.ly/2Skpdde
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If you know what this is.... DUCK....
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J.Lo is great shorthand for Jennifer Lopez, but it's not something you should try if you're Pete Doherty.
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Inuit babies spend their first year of life in their mother’s “amauti” a built in pouch inside the hood of mom’s fur coat. At 2 or 3 they receive their first parka. Parka’s are made of water proof seal skin and fur from the Arctic Fox. Remember, Inuk — singular Inuit — plural – at Huntington Beach, CA
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Evidently, this only happens once in 500 years.
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If you’re happy and you know it
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Peter Kay being back means being able to share this again. Still don’t know how these three managed to finally complete this scene.
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Me every week.
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 ✓ Being off school sick  ✓ Lying on the sofa  ✓ Having a whole bottle of Lucozade all to yourself PRICELESS
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You’re never more than two feet away from someone talking about an air fryer.
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I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.
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Do you remember Feu Orange?
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Bravo 👍
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Pls share. There's a little known benefit for grandparents who look after their grandchildren while parents work. If ur a parent of an under 12, if your parent (ie childs grandparent) do childcare so you can work, u can apply to get em "Specified Adult Childcare Credit" /contd
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October tomorrow! It'll soon be time to dig those winter woolies out! 🧣🧤❄️
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Good morning Twitter.
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