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@KelleySchool finance professor. Lover of cycling and dogs. Exceptionally good at loading a dishwasher.

Bloomington, IN
Joined May 2008
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Good Morning Everyone! Last night I did some serious analysis on which actors should play the FTX team in the upcoming Hollywood movie:
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For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform
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the saudis lock up and kill people for speaking out against the regime but elon musk buying twitter is totally about free speech, guys
The Saudis, represented by Prince Alwaleed, announced they are the second largest owner of Twitter following the Musk LBO.
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Children born in 1989, the year "Seinfeld" premiered, are now the same age as George Costanza on that show
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.@KleinerKristoph, @stoffprof, and Yonker in @J_Fin_Economics exploit random assignment of bankruptcy judges to show that individuals are less likely to file for bankruptcy or enter foreclosure if their workplace peers' bankruptcy cases are dismissed. sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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🚨Free IV idea🚨 – at St Paul, MN
UFO sightings are an Anglo-American phenomenon.
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Journal of Accounting and Economics, by @stoffprof, Michael Woeppel, and Deniz Yavuz, "Small innovators: No risk, no return," sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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New working paper by @KelleyFinance colleagues @KleinerKristoph and Niklas Huether: "Are Judges Randomly Assigned to Chapter 11 Bankruptcies? Not According to Hedge Funds" (Winner of Best Paper Award AIM Investment Conference @UTexasMcCombs . Thread papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.…
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Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed Here’s examples of just how good they were
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1858: England owns India 2022: Indians own England
London: New data reveals Indians own more property in London than English themselves, followed by Pakistanis at number three spot.
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Yes, that is a police reindeer.
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The White House fact sheet has sympathetic examples about a construction worker making $38K and a married nurse making $77,000 a year. But then why design a policy that would provide up to $40,000 to a married couple making $249,000? Why include law and business school students?
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Wow. Sandy Hook parents' lawyer is revealing that Alex Jones' lawyers sent him the contents of Jones' phone BY MISTAKE. "12 days ago, your attorneys messed up and sent me a digital copy of every text" Jones has sent for years. "You know what perjury is?" the lawyer asks.
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If I look by gender, there's a really striking difference: our entering class was 48% women, but all 6 of the people who are currently PI's are male.
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Most African nations don't have resources to test widely for COVID, nor to report excess mortality For the two which do have data (Egypt and South Africa), we see that: 1. Excess deaths very high, despite young population 2. COVID deaths vastly understate excess deaths
Most African nations didn't give a crap about 'the pandemic' and had no uptick in deaths. They just carried on like sane people. The pandemic was 10% viral and 90% psychological. First pandemic with a PR campaign, ads, and marketing teams... And a whole fan base.
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Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.
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Hey! Stay in your lane!
and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… πŸ˜‚
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