Red River Rivalry / White Sox vs Guardians

Look who has found his way down to Section 140 Uncle Pat!

Everyone please help me and the rest of the bar in singing Happy Birthday to the birthday boy himself, White Sox Dave!!! Unfortunately that’s now 4 shots (kinda) with 3 hours until First Pitch for Dave But it’s his birthday (kinda)

The bartender has just brought over White Sox Dave a birthday shot He said he was NOT taking it. Unfortunately the Cleveland crew convinced him to take it. It’s his birthday no less!

Gas & Bathroom Break #1 (Small Bladder Dave had to pee) Dave is walking around the rest stop giving the it a review on his Go Pro “I give this place a 1.8 — I don’t feel safe here. This place is gross” After hitting someone with a “Go Sox” in the bathroom, I have reminded Dave we’re not in safe little Chicago anymore And please do NOT buy this man a shot if you see him at the bars!!!

I just had a sitdown meeting with White Sox Dave We are roadtripping to Cleveland for Game 5 I am picking him up at 7:20 am tomorrow We are driving 6 hours together to my parents house The entire family is then riding to downtown Cleveland together The expectation is that everyone from my Dad, Uncle Russ, Uncle Pat, my Mom, Uncle Steve, and Cousin Matt will be meeting at the bar for the Ohio State game From there, we will continue to pregame until the ceremonial first pitch (Dave told me it’s Travis Kelce AND Taylor Swift throwing it out) at 8 pm eastern Then it is GAME ON from the stands of The Jake Chuck Naso is documenting the entire trip

And just like that, they were gone (at 6 am) Spotless. All class from The Chicago 4.

A lot of people are asking if my Dad, Uncle Pat, and Uncle Russ are going to Game 5 Please refer back to breakfast and beers at White Sox Dave’s before Game 3 “We already got our tickets for Saturday”

Per Big Cat: I have been relieved of my content duties this weekend in Texas. White Sox Dave and I will be road tripping together to Cleveland for Game 5.

I cannot believe our seats for Game 4 tonight!!! (What kind of life is this?) Shoutout @TickPick!!! Notable guests in our section: Me, White Sox Dave, Mintzy, Frank Kaminsky New customers use code Stool20 for $20 off first purchase (terms apply)

1 night after not posting his Tick Pick promo, White Sox Dave is struggling to post his video for tonight. We are standing outside the stadium (already late from our agenda) The Cleveland Crew is getting antsy. I will post mine when we get in the stadium eventually!

“Weighed in at 214 today. Can you believe it? Ran the Chicago Marathon last year by the way”

White Sox Dave hot dog review Fair or Foul of Nicky Smokes to hand pick some Giardiniera off the dog mid review?

2 hours before first pitch Lot B is an absolute MAD HOUSE!

4:15 pm: White Sox Dave has arrived