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Joined April 2017
If we’re sacking Carrick please just take Emery from Villa or get Conte temporarily. I’m tired of these hipsters and PE teachers at my club
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Nedum🌟 retweeted
I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me
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I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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Damideazy always collateral damage because of this clip lmao
Shaybe you sef na Nigerian Rapper 😂
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What have I just walked into?
I accidentally tasted my son’s cum (31F) I’m a single mother living with my 18 year old son. I’ve been very sexually frustrated after my divorce and I frequently masturbated myself with a dildo inside my room and I knew my son could hear my moans as I masturbated. How it all started. A few months ago when I went to clean his room I noticed one of my panties was under his desk and it was covered in dried cum. I picked it up and put it under my nose and smelled it. The smell was intoxicating to me. I didn’t say anything to him about my discovery and continued to let him have the freedom to cum on my panties. Sometimes I intentionally wore the panties with my son’s fresh cum on them. It turned me on like crazy and I would have the most powerful orgasm later when I fucked myself, knowing that I’ve been wearing cum-laden panties. Because of my free rein on my son’s behavior, he has seemingly become more emboldened. He not only cummed in my panties, but also on my bras, my dress, my skirt, etc. As always, I pretended not to notice and simply wore whatever piece of clothing that had his dried cum on them and washed the cum off later. It seriously turned me on knowing that I’ve been wearing clothing with my son’s cum on them. How it escalated. One morning, my son told me he made coffee and carried a cup to me directly. It was unusual for him to make coffee and as I drank it, he stared at me with the most strange excitement. I stared back at him cluelessly and when I tasted a trace of his cum in my coffee, I shuddered and everything became clear to me. But once again I pretended not to know what he was doing. Later that evening he carried a glass of milk to my room and told me it’s good to have milk before sleep. I could see the wild excitement on his face as I drank his milk. He asked me how does his milk taste, and, collecting myself and keeping my composure and acting like I was completely oblivious, I told him that his milk tasted very sweet and mommy loved it. I don’t know if it’s my pretending to not to know or what but he’s been getting more and more flagrant. When he made coffee in the morning, he’d ask me if my coffee tasted different and I said no. Then the next day he carried my coffee cup into the bathroom and came out and I could clearly see white gluey cum in my coffee and he even told me that he added his special sweetener in my coffee just for me because “I love you, mom.” I drank his cum laced coffee as usual and patted on his head and I said that he’s a good boy. Inside though, I started to shake and wonder whether at some point he’s going to want to deposit his cum inside me directly.
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God punish Bruno Fernandes for that interview yesterday. And punish the rest of you defending that shit
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Yea that’s the last Manchester United game I’ll be watching
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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Lol certain men piss me off I swear
i’m sorry but desperation is genuinely unattractive 😭
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There is a content creation pandemic in the UK
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Nedum🌟 retweeted
He didn't win it. He took it. And no one else has ever taken it like that. Not even close. 2016 was not voted. It was declared. Messi has 8 Ballon d'Ors. But show me ONE where he won a Champions League AND an international trophy in the same season AND finished as the top goals plus assists for his team and the tournament. You cannot. Because it never happened. 2011? No international trophy. 2015? No international trophy. 2019? No Champions League, no international trophy. 2021? No Champions League, finished 5th in La Liga. 2023? No Champions League, playing in a farmers league in America. Most of his awards were from the illusion. The illusion that he looked better than everyone, so they gave it to him. Dribbling in midfield. No trophies that matter. 2016 was different. 2016 was real football. Champions League winner. Top scorer of the Champions League. Euro winner. Top assister of the Euros. Top G/A for Portugal. Top G/A for Real Madrid. He carried two teams on his back to two titles in one summer. Wolfsburg hat trick. Winning penalty in the final. Hungary to save his country. Wales to send them to the final. Crying on a stretcher and still coaching from the touchline. That is not illusion. That is pure greatness. So when France Football counted: Number 1: Cristiano Ronaldo 745 points Number 2: Lionel Messi 316 points A margin of 429 points. The biggest ever in football history. It was not a victory. It was a coronation. It was football correcting itself and saying: No debate. This year, this sport, belongs to one man. 2008 was talent. But 2016? 2016 proved that talent can be gifted, but greatness is taken. And no Messi Ballon d'Or season will ever come close to it.
So the only reason Ronaldo 2008 is leading is because Messi fans don’t know where to pick from between 2009, 2015, 2019, and 2023😭😭😭😂😂😂 Ogunmepon fans all went direct to 2008 because after he won that he was never that good😂
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Walking around butt naked in the gym changing room has to be a mental illness
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Jcole deffo.
can you guess who’s gonna be your top artist on Spotify Wrapped this year? 🎶🎶
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Carrick isn’t helping himself atall
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A woman that considers me.
fellas, are you choosing good pussy or a good dick suck????😭🤣
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Blaqbonez discography is tough ngl. This man hasn’t missed
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Hitler asks what a genocide is 😭😂
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I’d pay anything just to go back to the day Like That dropped on the TL
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Lisandro Martinez is so embarrassing
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