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jappomutt

@stormryan5

please guys i’m just here for a silly time

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Joined May 2020
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my neighbor has 3 old girl dogs (white lab, golden, + a younger shepherd) and he calls them the monkeys. “you stay here monkeys, be good girls for mom”😭
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june is the most dangerous month for me i always get into a relationship
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had a very gay moment to the original version of hey stephen, specifically the bridge……fucked up
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drinking beer in a tin pool in the desert, playing fetch with a robot dog, and making beautiful music under the stars with my best friends
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live laugh love !!
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Natt@euronatiii19 Jun 2024
Replying to @jackfromohio
Can they transvestigate why my dad left me 10 years ago 😭
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there is nothing i love more than being in a band and owning a little girl cat
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i played my first live show last night in front of like 300 people :) hooray !
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pussyboy advocate
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playing my violin outside the zach bryan concert and im not even going
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DOG THEMED BARS WIN MY HEART
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woke up on 1st day of pride month with gay t4t sex just like the rest of you guys
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ending it with tgirl night at the club like the rest of you guys
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my backpack is a puppy his name is ralph and today i got him a helmet and formal wear 🐇🕺💩🫵🏼🤐
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this is harassment
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@itsSamCollins21 May 2024
ummmm do you idiots want to come on my podcast next week and be goofy @stormryan5 @speaknowsasha
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her hands look like that so mine can look like this
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wrote a song yesterday during my morning poop and it might be the best thing i’ve ever done
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a 40 yr old man followed me home and was on top of me punching me last night so sam and sasha jumped in and saved my life omg
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Not a lot of people casually carrying a harmonica in their jacket anymore
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