I can never be afraid again

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i cant stop thinking about this
Watching Alpharad & his friends play through Deltarune chapter 4 Them deciding that the Holiday family's "fahaha" should sound like Tis The Season is so perfect, that's my new headcanon
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Tweet so funny I had to start doing box breathing exercises not to laugh breuh
we got given dildos during sex ed and i was trying so hard not to laugh but my friend across the room genuinely started doing bottle flips with one
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we got given dildos during sex ed and i was trying so hard not to laugh but my friend across the room genuinely started doing bottle flips with one
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When you can't fall asleep yet again and you subject yourself to this bullshit on the regular so it becomes sort of like home to you
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A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Someone in lab is wearing flip flops while handling corrosive acid
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Man Hazbin Hotel is fine but it's just like it could've been so much better if there was a character who was kind of shy and very scared in there. Maybe sort of a jester type, and her name could mean something in Russian. Maybe her name could start with like, Pom
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Dude,. Hop on Robogobo. The new season is out
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My girlfriend loves cheering me up by saying "Little chuddy. Do you want a chuddy treat?"
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I'm in this server and I'm liek an inside joke to them purely becaues of how many times I've gotten hit tweets
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They're not just a server to me they're also my friends I'm being uncharitable.
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I'm really ready to hurt myself and other over this fucking snack i'm serious
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currently typing this on kinesis freestyle 2 , relearning how to type completely , my new typing speed is 20 wpms, hek lpe me
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this is not a joke when i type with just my pointer fingerr and the occasional middle finger i can achieve 100 wpm but i know this isnt right. i never learned this in school .
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this is insanely hard for no reasomn , i jut wantt to die, GIVE MW MQ my ty;ping ability back, i feel leie i am 300 years old
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fucking a celebrity as a fan except they beat you so hard you bleed out of your mouth and then they sign your forehead
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How it Feels
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does Nayone have any tips on how to improve Just don't be mean please
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there's so much bullshit happening in one picture omfg
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