stray

MY WIFE HAS JUST ASSURED ME THAT IN THE EVENT SHE SUSPECTS ME OF BEING REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER SHE WILL TORTURE ME UNTIL CONFESSION, WHICH I DID NOT FIND AS REASSURING AS SHE PERHAPS HOPED

IF YOU AIM AN UNLOADED GUN AT A MIRROR AND PULL THE TRIGGER YOU WILL KILL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "PHILOSOPHICAL ZOMBIE"

IF YOU ARE GETTING BORED OF THE SAME OLD SUMMARY EXECUTIONS, TRY THE "REVERSE RUSSIAN ROULETTE": TAKE A REVOLVER AND REMOVE ONE BULLET AND SPIN THE CYLINDER, THEN LINE UP SIX PRISONERS AND PULL THE TRIGGER ON EACH ONE ... YOU CAN EVEN LET THE SURVIVOR GO FREE TO CARRY A MESSAGE

EVERYPONY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING ... THOSE HOOVES WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING GRAB SOMEPONY SEXY TELLL THEM NEIGH AND SO ON AND SO ON, YOU CAN SEE THE PATTERN YOURSELF YOU DONT NEED ME TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU

IDEAS FOR YOU @Mojang : LAPIS LAZULI ARMOUR THAT OFFERS NO PROTECTION SPECIAL VILLAGE THAT ONLY SPAWNS ON MUSHROOM ISLANDS WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE DYING FROM HORRIBLE FUNGAL INFECTIONS