the other sam at openai

Joined June 2026
just told my colleague he smells like the cork of a pre-crash bordeaux and apparently that triggered him because his dad worked at lehman and then they lost their cape cod house in '09 and his parents got divorced because his dad was drinking too much and he had to go to therapy for years and also switch private schools in greenwich. like damn sorry brother ill never do a compliment to you again
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would nicotine fix me?
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don’t mind me i lost my airpods case so i’m playing the sound on repeat in every conference room at openai until one of us finds it
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LFG LET’S CRUSH TODAY
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the only thing that keeps me going in this dark and twisted world is being invited to things, not going, and then ideally having my absence be the reason no one enjoys themselves
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writes beautifully? uses your computer better than you? has fixed the deck while you’re still explaining what’s wrong? that’s not a wake forest sorority president now working at deloitte. that’s terra 6.1.
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every evening when i come home i tell my husband "i need to go check on my kids" but it's just my slack channel with the current yc batch
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Do you dream of the Codex UI at night too? Are you harassing and threatening your loved ones into trying it? Then you should probably apply to be a Codex Ambassador apply by Nov 1 - developers.openai.com/commun…
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max larping: wearing an american flag pin on your suit at a wedding when you work in wealth management or something
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SF is goated
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this fucking sucks
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is it just me or are the weather people kind of wrong a lot
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men without sisters being good at braiding hair is a massive red flag
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should my husband let me cut his hair? Either answer is going to start a fight but I’m in that typa mood
53%yes
47%no
201 votes • Final results
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i don’t drink much so every time I do I make sure I have a bit of seafood so that when I feel bad in the morning I can blame it on an oyster or a shrimp and never take responsibility for any of my own actions
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men be like if I just go on this 3 mile run at a 10 min pace and pump at nox for 15 mins then I’m good to have 10 beers tonight won’t affect me
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if you're building agents people trust with whole workflows, dm me. curious what they're handing over + where they still step in
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dream life: send an email, eat a donut, play a game, buy something, yell at someone. repeat.
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where is claude code with opus 5.5 better for you than codex? specifics please.
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