Simplicityhandler. Practical Simplicity. Engineer @ Blockstream. Personal account, opinions my own. https://xitter.cf/t.co/zD6tUTjBDo

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2007
Isn't it weird that burning thousands of GPUs to render Pixar 3D graphics is fine but burning thousands of GPUs to write a story is frowned upon?
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Ads are taking up so much space on @News24 that it'll have to be rebranded to News12
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Just added the Blockstream Turin Simplicity Hackathon projects to awesome-simplicity. 6 teams built real things on Liquid using SimplicityHL/Simplicity covenants in a weekend: a PQ-safe wallet, a 2-of-2 escrow, a license marketplace, an inheritance vault, a trustless DEX, and a portfolio rebalancing wallet. github.com/stringhandler/awe…
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This response from Claude has me questioning reality. Do you think Claude can actually appreciate beauty or is it just sycophancy
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Lol, I think it's just a new favourite phrase
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is anyone else taking note of how much traffic on Liquid confidential? Block for block, Liquid has more confidential transactions than Zcash.
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Stringhandler retweeted
There is no concrete post-quantum signature scheme for Bitcoin today. But over the last year @blksresearch has been working on exactly this. Director Jonas Nick (@n1ckler) lays out the proposal: OP_CHECKSHRINCS, a hash-based signature opcode for post-quantum Bitcoin.
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If you've heard of Simplicity (the Bitcoin/Liquid smart-contract language) and bounced off the paper, awesome-simplicity is the map: compilers, SDKs, wallets, mainnet transactions, and the research that got us here. github.com/stringhandler/awe…
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Stringhandler retweeted
Read the Review Draft here: github.com/BitcoinWorldTrust… We are moving from verifying transaction correctness to deriving transaction necessity. No consensus changes required. The Bitmachine is alive
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Getting tired of AI always being right
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Just released asdf-simc — an asdf plugin for managing SimplicityHL compiler versions. If you're building Bitcoin/Elements smart contracts with Simplicity, this makes switching compiler versions dead simple. github.com/stringhandler/asd…
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Hot take: AI generated PRs take long to review because the author is smarter than you. (and me)
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Youtube's algo has taken me into the wild world of these #doc_bru_mentaries. Basically, ultra-high-quality, ultra serious topics like taxi mafia and the AWB, hosted by Capetonian bru's. It's wild but amazing youtube.com/watch?v=64ITVeFs…
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One more Jade Plus giveaway. @grok decides on this one in 24 hours. 1️⃣ Follow @BlockstreamJade 2️⃣ RT this post 3️⃣ Reply with your color of choice
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Built a small tool for visualizing garbled circuits - paste a circuit, step through it gate by gate, see wire values update in real time. Runs entirely in the browser via Rust + WASM. Would love feedback from anyone working in MPC / crypto engineering: stringhandler.github.io/garb… #MPC #GarbledCircuits #Rust #WASM
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"Great question" is the new em dash. Don't forget to delete it. 🤣
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I was over explaining (hu-man-splaining, if you will) to Claude in a prompt, and then I thought, it's actually smart enough to know what I mean. If that's not a sign of real intelligence, I don't know what is.
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Just added 3 new projects to Awesome Simplicity: fadroma — cross-chain dApp framework with SimplicityHL integration simf — WASM SDK for compiling & running SimplicityHL contracts from JS/TS simf-app — escrow, vault & oracle demo on Elements The Simplicity ecosystem is growing 👀 github.com/stringhandler/awe…
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