@strugglesaurus

chaotic bi millennial struggling through life. unapologetic swiftie. mostly just screaming into the void. ♏️♈️♊️

 East Minneapolis
Joined October 2018
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I AM ALL TOO UNWELL
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The upper bleph strikes again
cinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic12h
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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lol this isn’t even that bad it’s like you people have never cleaned up after hosting any type of gathering before
Carole Mac
@HerbsandDirtOct 25
Airbnb Guests: How dare owners ask us to clean up after ourselves! That’s not our job! Also Airbnb Guests:
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I am just so fucking sick of this guy
Tina Smith@TinaSmithMNOct 26
He's blatantly laying the groundwork to steal an election if his chosen candidate doesn't win... Minnesota will not take kindly to thinly veiled threats from a guy we've rejected three times (soon to be four)
Let's all get behind Michele Tafoya in Minnesota. She's running a great race. Don't allow them to play with the Votes after the race is over. The Federal Government will be watching closely. The only way she can lose is if they cheat by playing games with the Ballots as they come in. We can't allow that to happen, because I won Minnesota three times, but they didn't give me the Victories, and Minnesota hasn't been "won" since 1972, when Richard Nixon claimed the trophy. Michele Tafoya has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Senator from the Great State of Minnesota - She will not let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP

ALT Let's all get behind Michele Tafoya in Minnesota. She's running a great race. Don't allow them to play with the Votes after the race is over. The Federal Government will be watching closely. The only way she can lose is if they cheat by playing games with the Ballots as they come in. We can't allow that to happen, because I won Minnesota three times, but they didn't give me the Victories, and Minnesota hasn't been "won" since 1972, when Richard Nixon claimed the trophy. Michele Tafoya has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Senator from the Great State of Minnesota - She will not let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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The Wild, Wolves, and Vikings are hilarious tbh
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 24
What a Venn diagram!
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Well, that’s because we’ve seen this film before and we know not to get our hopes up. We’re still traumatized from 1998.
Cheese🧀Curdler
@cheese_curdledOct 23
I said it before, but the Vikings are undefeated and yet the fanbase has been very normal about it. Not obnoxious, very reasonable... I'm proud of them.
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It would be dope if the Vikings had a whole offense to go along with their defense but what do I know
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Update: I have now trained my insta feed to show me like 75% mini highland cows
✨bi-nosaur✨@strugglesaurusOct 23
Just discovered the existence of mini highland cows and I’m obsessed
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Lmao he def told her he was gonna say something else and then switched it up on her sometimes the kids are alright 🤣
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
this answer about what issues matter to him from a college student waiting in line at the Trump rally wasn't what the Fox correspondent expected to hear. She moved on with swiftness
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sour patch bitch@maestramuertaOct 24
is butter a carb
10%yes
22%no
68%wtvr i’m gettin chz fries
94 votes • Final results
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I’m technically the older sister but I identify as the younger sister because my actual younger sister has a husband and a 6 & 8 year old and a dog and a house in the suburbs and I just have a fiancé and an old townhouse
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Like yeah I was born first but she’s been spiritually the older sister since we were like 23 & 25
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Airbnb hosts finally getting their comeuppance and I need landlords to be next
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Trump is just now discovering the racist conspiracy theories about Ilhan that have had conservatives in MN in a chokehold for a decade and have been debunked over and over and over 🤦‍♀️
Talia Jane
@taliaotgOct 23
Pretty terrifying what’s unfolding in the MAGAsphere rn
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Just discovered the existence of mini highland cows and I’m obsessed
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Lmao was the teleprompter stuck????
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 22
yikes -- Lisa Demuth struggled just to get through her opening statement during her debate with Amy Klobuchar, losing her train of thought and taking looooooooong pauses while she tried to figure out what she was saying
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Flying is increasingly more expensive & uncomfortable bc the airlines only care about profit. Maybe instead of attacking each other for being stuck in a shitty situation together we should be attacking the greedy airlines for packing us in like sardines & charging up the wazoo.
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That person reclining in front of you is prob not a dick, they’re just tall. That larger person next to you is not trying to encroach on your space, the seats are just too damn small. You shouldn’t have to pay extra to sit next to your family or choose your seat. It’s all BS.
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Look, I get it, but one time when I was like 31 I went to bar trivia at 6 pm on a fucking weekday and they were carding at the door and I just got my license renewed so I had my old ID but not the papers and dude WOULDNT EVEN LET ME IN.
phoebe • #bruna@zarijiweOct 21
i remember asking a woman for ID who genuinely looked really young and she got so mad and said she was in her 30s and i was like sorry you don’t look it? and then said she was married. had to break it to her that people get married young
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Like sir. It’s 6 pm on a Wednesday. I’m 31. You can see on my expired ID that I’m 31. It’s clearly me and not a fake. I won’t even drink! I just wanna play trivia with my friends! Nope. Wouldn’t let me in. That was just absurd.
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Bella Goth@moreciaobellaOct 22
Pros: occasionally finding cash you forgot about Cons: everything else
☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩@mussy03_Oct 21
ADHD is genuinely one of the worst fates someone can face id trade my kidney not to have it
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