
Travel and Wellbeing writer for @TheBespokeBook come find me on Instagram @stylelis
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“Just go on your own”
With what money?
The money that goes to rent and bills? That money…
The paycheck that barely covers life..that money?
One of my favourite p.meno symptoms is the feeling of complete overwhelm and distress over absolutely nothing at all.
I was making a coffee and the feeling just washed over me.
Hormones are such fun!
My “favourite” AI thing is when people add it to narrate their video and all it does is say exactly what your eyes are seeing not any outside context.
“The man walks forward and turns left..”
Yes, we can all see that.
It is 8:30am and my downstairs neighbour is already drinking.
He often gets so drunk he passes out and I have to basically straddle him to get out of my own home.
So much of this makes me very uncomfortable.
I’m pretty sure I will have lost most of my patio roof by the morning…
#StormAusten
I’m Swedish and the English I have learned has served me well.
But some things confuse me.
Why do people call the ground outside, floor?
Why do people call jackets, coats?
If anyone wins a few millions and feels in a giving kind of mood.
I’d love a small apartment.
One room serving as a wardrobe of course.
I don’t need much just, enough space to glide around in my kimonos.
Spread the word.
Today this app has told me that because of my age, my ship has sailed.
I’m bound to be alone and miserable simply because I’m 45 and as a woman I am now worthless.
Aah well
Pool is being refurbished at my gym for the next 4 weeks.
I’ve gotten into such a good routine 😩
I have to go to another one which is farther away and not as nice.
Or I simply do gym machines for the next 4 weeks..
Choices choices
Woman is on speaker phone with her friend and I think her friend just flushed a toilet.
Please don’t be like this.
Doctor’s letter to my GP: “I showed her all options of conservative treatments”
He told me to do single leg squats.
One, that’s one option.
I’m a writer, I get it, you’re fluffing.
Doc for my left knee asked my favourite question “ so what is it that you want? ”
Oh I don’t know..KNEES THAT WORK AND DON’T HURT!
“You look like you’re tired of this?”
If he would’ve read my medical journals he’d known this is my billionth rodeo.
Yeah, I’m tired.
Today I have a meeting about a knee.
Which one, I don’t know.
Both are trouble and both are seen by different doctors.
One can only laugh.

















