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I can't believe i would be so happy to see a news like this 😭 F*** Laporta and Deco
❗️Koundé could make his return against Alavés, reports SER. #FCB 🇫🇷🔙
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I have said it multiple times since the PSG game: I understand that if there's a time to lose matches, it's now early in the season. But our defending is becoming a serious concern. I don't want to sound negative, but the truth must be told. Our defending is amateurish, and this El Clásico proves it. Real Madrid are finding spaces everywhere because we're too open. Gerard Martín has improved Yes, but he should be a second-choice CB, not our first option in big games. Deco must sign an experienced, top-quality CB in January. Without one, we should forget about UCL ambitions! 🔵🔴
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- Ten Hag kicked Ronaldo out of the club. - Fernando Santos benched him during the 2022 World Cup. - Jorge Jesus kicked him out of the national team. - Even his own teammates and a lot of people in Portugal don't rate him. But but Ronaldo left a good legacy behind😂😂
Mbappe is just recreating Ronaldo moments whilst Lamine Yamal doesn’t even foIIow Messi on IG😭 make sure you leave a good legacy behind
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🚨💣💥 Barcelona has been informed that one of their player is winning the Ballon d’or tonight 🔥🥶
🚨 BREAKING NEWS A Barcelona player has reportedly been confirmed as the winner of the Ballon d’Or tonight!! 👀🏆
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my whole day after that depressing Barça loss, knowing there’s no Ballon d’Or either.
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Our future will be brighter than this heads
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The real definition of the current situation
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How did you lose to PSG and Real Madrid in the same week Hansi Flick:👇👇
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Carry your good morning go Spain
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Me sef go use Chelsea complete 5 Wins in A Row 😂🫵
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Nothing's gonna beat this Dr. Leo Messi edit GOATed edit for the GOAT of football.
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At least he has the heart to play the Penalty shootout Your Mentality Monster during his country’s PK shootout 😭😭😭😭
Replying to @jaymjft
Yamal didn’t miss a penalty to knock his country out of the copa America final twice.
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Messi at 19. Lamine at 19
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Amorim came with a clear identity and demanded control. Wilcox just wanted a yes-man he could micromanage. You do not sack a sporting proven winner just to install a puppet (Carrick) on the touchline. We chose boardroom politics over an actual football plan and now we are stuck with the same clueless football. Wilcox out today
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There is none like him 🐐
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The last 24 hours have been a complete masterclass in how badly run Manchester United are under this executive team. Clueless from top to bottom.
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May 19, 2012 that Chelsea played against Bayern Munich was scripted . May 29, 2021 that Chelsea played against Manchester City was scripted . Are you okay now ??
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Real Madrid fans are celebrating a win against Barcelona like if they have a Trophy 😂🫵
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She’s the most prettiest female footballer ever
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Qui se rappelle quand le Barça avait écrasé Almería 8-0, et que le lendemain Cristiano Ronaldo avait lancé : « On verra s’ils en mettront la moitié contre nous. » La suite appartient à l’histoire. 😂😂
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