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Joined July 2026
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you finally decide to vent to your mom and it suddenly turns into a competition of who's struggling more
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AND BLUE IT IS!
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"liked your repost" how about you like my own post
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"What is pi?"
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oomf dming everyone to like his "ratio" post but still failing to get those 5 likes
Beyoncé has released “Spirit”+ “Bigger” The extended cut from The Lion King! Watch here: youtu.be/hiqLtqMDrXQ
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when you have a friend
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feeling clean #bathtime 🫧
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"someone with this pfp just liked my tweet"
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learning to not complain about anything to your parents because they turn it everytime into a guilt trip about how much they provide for you materialistically and financially
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I’m supposed to be Anxiety from Inside Out but my friend thought I was this 😭
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this halloween i'm a lizard waiting in your room for you to fall asleep so i can drop eggs in your buttcrack
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dreamt of oomf yesterday ❤️
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following back everyone, even bots because i once was a small account too and i know the struggle
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baked my first chocolate cake today and my coworkers loved it ❤️
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arguing with someone online but still liking their replies so they know it's a friendly fight
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when i see that one oomf who could tweet "hi" and it would blow up
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@blndvnt one more and im blowing up your house
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a couple of oomfs will get busted once bookmarks become public again
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took a nice pic at the gym today so i thought i would share :) #nsfw
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MIDTERMS SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! everyone seeing this will be getting straight As
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i had to switch to my other account to see this on my tl so the manifestation works on me too
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