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Joined October 2017
⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
It was messed up when Scooby Doo introduced a second talking dog who could speak fluently and you realised oh Scooby can’t talk right
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
if i see one more post about winston i will blow my shit off with an electric canon, perhaps as a counter to aoe slop
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
boys eat uncrustables to get more bustable girls eat fried chicken to make lies quicken
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showing my kid peak (he's a day old)
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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nothingburger headline
Burger King is selling bunless burgers made with nothing but beef in Japan The patties cost more than regular cheeseburgers
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JUST IN: Getty Images files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after struggling with mounting debt & growing competition from AI-generated images.
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
It’s time to acknowledge that she won in the end. We’ve all seen these images hundreds of times
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
the lonely homer seems to choke his bart at night
the lonely boner seems to stroke his cock at night
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my favorite Nathan for You bit is them having a backup plan for if someone braves the allegator which is that the TV wouldn't have fit back through the tiny door
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you can make fun of my spelling but you can't claim I'm using AI to clout farm on twitter and I'm taking that as a win
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you guys don't hate Mr. Beast enough and it shows
south park is weird because i watch clips on twitter and im captivated and entertained but when i sit down to watch an episode its funny for like the first 3 minutes and then isnt for the rest of it
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
you got folks on here saying "eat the rich" and the rich in question are jaiden animations and scott the woz im in tears
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How mfs in 2019 were moving when you mentioned bowsette yams
The Super Crown's some spicy new Mario lore
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
New poster for ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’ references Kelly Clarkson and the mechanical-bird scandal.
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I don't have the focus to gather data on this but I absolutely believe big youtubers do subtle marketing by making viral tweets and reddit posts *just* close enough to their latest video to boost searches
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ retweeted
“the internet gave everyone a microphone… and the algorithm genuinely can’t tell the difference between a decade of studying narrative craft, and 10 minutes of research on tik tok. both get the same reach, but the one who’s louder wins.”
a very important video
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