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Actual Vegas born. 20+ year table games employee on the fabulous Las Vegas strip. I’m not an influencer, I’m just an all knower.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined September 2011
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jake paul is terrifying in a completely different way than mike tyson is terrifying. he is the kind of scary that makes me wanna cover my drink
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I have relationships with people who voted both ways because I’m not a complete lunatic.
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Now that the I-15 nightmare is mostly over, I hope California realizes that it's imperative that a modern highway be built between Barstow and Primm. Its use goes far beyond people visiting Las Vegas. It's now a major trade route. That rural highway is obsolete and unsafe.
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3 months from tomorrow, we have hockey in the fortress again.
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I’ll probably have more extensive thoughts on my blog, but long story short, Fontainebleau is a grown-up Cosmo, a youthful Wynn, and a damn near perfect resort.
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I'll be in the building on Tuesday.
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VEGAS!!!!!! WE ARE ALMOST THERE 🫡
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When someone tries to tell us their lame ass city is better than Vegas
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you should be able to buy twitter blue for someone else as a joke to make them look like a chode
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Where's all the cameras for the Ghislane Maxwell trial?
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Shirt can be found at bettormerch.com!
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There are good people in every political party.
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If we ain't like this... I don't want to it😂😂
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20 days until vgk preseason hockey 🥺💛
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Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight
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Yall know what’s not FDA approved? Herbalife 😂
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Telling a woman she should smile more is a HIPAA violation.
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I’m tired of the country being held hostage by its dumbest citizens.
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At this point is there anything other than piles of unvaccinated corpses that are going to convince people to get the jab? @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas
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As a person who smokes weed and runs a 12:45 mile I just wanna say this is ridiculous.
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