33 | My talents include yawning with my mouth closed and crying without ruining my makeup
Earth, inner Solar System
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I only ever wear eyeliner and sometimes I don’t remove it before bed so that it’s ready the next morning
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Someone broke into our apartment on Thursday morning while I was at work and my housemates were still in bed.
Each thought it was the other girl’s boyfriend/friend until the man tried to open one of the bedrooms - luckily we all lock our doors at night.
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Now our landlord won’t change our door lock because nothing happened after all, so we must have imagined it. I’m raging.
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A tre giorni di distanza dal matrimonio di mia cugina, i miei ancora litigano su quanti soldi dare perché i miei 200 € sono pochi (?!).
Questa idea che bisogna ripagare almeno il pranzo deve morire.
Già è tanto che non mi sono data malata.
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Water warmer than my bathtub in winter
It is official.
The Mediterranean sea surface temperature has just set a new heat record. The average sea surface temperature just hit a staggering +28.15°C.
18 out of the top 20 hottest days for the Mediterranean sea surface have been observed in the last 13 months alone.
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Social media have been showing me tons of old clips from Sex and The City that I feel like I need to watch it again with my 33-year-old eyes.
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I took my summer weeks off in September for the second year in a row. I might have saved a few hundred euros, but god dammit I’m going to die working and covering for everyone else before I even get there.
I’ve learned nothing.
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This guy I slept with a month ago has kept texting but has always been too busy to meet again. I told him I’m 33 and no longer enjoy middle-school dating, so this is it for me.
I think I get high on telling men they’re children.
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