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Bruno Fernandes is not only a USELESS CAPTAIN. He's a horrible human being and an adult who refused to grow! he's forgotten he was NOTHING before United and United made him to be anything he thinks he is today. throwing baby tantrums on the net like an 8 year old kid 😂🤣🤣
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too much drama around this club man 😅
🚨🚨| NEW: Michael Carrick has yet to arrive at Carrington. [@TyMarshall_MEN]
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26, October 2026 and Carrick is still Manchester United coach?
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at least no one was throwing hands and moaning like a donkey for 90 minutes.
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peep that possession. a certain hoofballer didnt play and we had the ball today. I'll take that and build from there.
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Una hate me normal because of that hoofball merchant so no wam Una go soon learn
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Carrick also has his faults because why play Yoro as right back when Mazraoui is on the bench?
in all of these its clear to see that the players of Manchester United are very LOW in quality.
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in all of these its clear to see that the players of Manchester United are very LOW in quality.
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after the third goal Carrick burst tears 😭😂🤣🤣
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Diogo Dalot is NOT a footballer!
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LETS LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED 🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😃🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂
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some "United fans" (Amorimsexual branch worldwide) are actually hoping we lose this match 😂🤣🤣 what do we call that? madness, foolishness or lunaticism ?
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there was people who really thought Tottenham wouldn't ball with all that material and coach 😂🤣🤣
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🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Jadon Sancho has been offered a salary worth 4% of the salary he had at Manchester United. The Spanish side Getafe have made him an offer to earn €10k weekly, roughly 4% of the €250k he earned at the Red Devils.
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Squid Game, Season 1 Episode 1 is mental! I froze when I first watched it 😂🤣🤣 Squid Game as to be the sickest series ever made andits not talked about enough.
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Maguire, Mbeumo, Bruno Fernandes, Dalot and Amad. are they all fully fit to play against United tomorrow?? 🤔
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if Bournemouth put Amorim and his dear sexuals to shame, what hope do we have against them tomorrow? 😂🤣🤣
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Tekka retweeted
Last week they tried comparing Cristiano Ronaldo aerial abilities to others, today he wins a freekick and scores a header from the set piece He is 41yrs old now but He's Cristiano Ronaldo first 🐐🐐🐐
🔴🔴 LE BUT NUMERO 982 DE CRISTIANO RONALDO !!! DE LA TÊTE. (@Zack_Nani - @ZackNaniTV)
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hmm, now I'm listening 😂🤣🤣
Swear Howe wanted that exact Cunha-Sesko-Mbeumo front 3 at Newcastle United.
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in every other club there's always someone coming for your shirt, except Manchester United.
Kinda feel very sorry for Ola Aina. He was having a very good season before the manager brought in Munoz from palace now he’s out of favor
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