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I cook. I run.Providing catering services for large and small gigs since 2008! https://teapawt.org/t.co/thuVwqoM1w

Lagos
Joined September 2011
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
my youngest threw up in the middle of the night and he, through tears, asked me why it was happening and I told him his tummy was just a little upset and he immediately retorted: "UPSET ABOUT WHAT???"
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Why was it stranded, I can’t understand how the FG would spend billions buying equipment & then the same FG (through customs) lock it down for 20yrs this whole story makes no sense! What is being celebrated about equipment that are probably now obsolete?! Are we cursed?
For nearly 20 years, over 300 containers of transmission equipment sat stranded at our ports. This equipment was bought to expand the network, relieve overloaded substations and bring more reliable electricity to Nigerians. Yesterday, the Nigeria Customs Service approved the release of the first 98. Our engineers will now verify the equipment, test it and deploy it where it is needed most. That means completing stalled projects, easing pressure on overloaded substations and strengthening the grid. This is a significant first step, and we are working to secure the release of the remaining 200+ containers without further delay. We are grateful to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, for approving the release. We also thank the Comptroller-General and officers of the Nigeria Customs Service, the Honourable Minister of Finance, the Honourable Minister of Marine and Blue Economy, the Nigerian Ports Authority, the terminal operators and the TCN team for their support. A stronger grid, one step at a time. 🇳🇬 #PowerUpdate #MinistryOfPower #RenewedHope #NigeriaGrid #ReliablePower
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Nkan ti Bolt ma fi oju wa ri ni december yi? Wow
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😅😅😅😅😅
Why do I hate people being in my space so badly. Lord am I a witch?
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
There’s certainly a problem with reading comprehension, but there’s also an epidemic of unclear writing. When we write on public platforms, we should not risk leaving people guessing what we meant. Clarity is as much the writer’s responsibility as comprehension is the reader’s.
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Never underestimate the role your government plays in determining how successful you'll become in life.
Hit me with a random fact
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
It’s this stupid meet and greet line up that really really gets me angry 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
PRESIDENT TINUBU RETURNS TO ABUJA AFTER UMRAH IN SAUDI ARABIA President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has returned to Abuja following the completion of his Umrah in Makkah, Saudi Arabia. The President departed Jeddah for Nigeria on Wednesday after performing the religious rites and offering prayers for Nigeria’s peace, unity, security and prosperity.
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Things you can scare out of British people: The living daylights The wits The bejeebers The Dickens The hell The life The cr*p / sh*t
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Nothing fuels racism, tribalism and some other isms than a poor economy.
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Misogyny, colourism, menicisetal statetism, cankerous tribalism, ethnocentric chauvinism, syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism, cataleptic parapoism and state brigandish, of the bluest dye.
Love island Nigeria?? We’re about to see misogyny we have never seen before 😭
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Call it whatever you want: scouting, investing, befriending, the only reason you see a child and hang around till they turn 18 just so you can date them is bc you are a child predator and pedophile It means if they lowered the age of consent to 15 today you would enter sec schs
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
government should be boring. roads should work. water should be clean. hospitals should function. public transport should run. the taxes we pay should quietly fund all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fucking work
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Here’s one of the most fascinating child development videos I’ve ever shared. As your baby learns language, they begin by approximating the examples you set. After a period of early experimentation with sound (including cries, coos and gurgles), infants begin babbling - making speech-like sounds (which often include components of conventional speech) that are - nonetheless - not yet conventionally meaningful. This babbling phase is a precursor to the use of formal words. And it happens in all languages. Including sign language. This video shows an infant (who, by the way, is not hearing impaired) “babbling” to her deaf grandparents. As they sign to her, she responds in kind, using her hands to approximate the signed communication that they are modeling. It’s a whole serve and return conversation, just as if they were conversing verbally. If you’ll watch carefully, you’ll note distinct turn taking. And - interestingly - that with her grandparents she largely avoids vocalizations, in favor of gesture. What a treat to see this rich example of bilingual language development. This fascinating video was shared to TT by mara_mccullough.
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Watching this oversabi aunty and 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
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I laughed so hard just now
Second wife doesn't want to share limelight but she wants the iyale to share husband?
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Rolayo THE FOOD AND SMALL CHOPS PLUG retweeted
Nigeria's biggest problem isn't simply corruption. It's the absence of consequences. Corruption thrives where accountability is optional, injustice becomes normalised, and power provides immunity.
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What is the reason why people use lousy to mean loud?
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