This isnt suppose to make sense.
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Mattress Monkey retweeted
🚨BREAKING: California’s high-speed rail CEO just RESIGNED after getting caught blowing $600K of YOUR taxpayer money on nightclubs, cigars, and escape rooms.
The $120B+ train goes nowhere, but the corruption never stops.
Defund this absolute disaster now!
Mattress Monkey retweeted
Isa Cayahuga is not an American citizen, and our country should not tolerate her existence in our borders for a second longer.
Her and her entire shitlib immigrant family need to be deported immediately.
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered.
I told her I’d pray for her.
This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
Mattress Monkey retweeted
BREAKING: Ted Cruz is warning Republicans "could lose every single statewide race in Texas," not just the Senate race, as early voting ends today.
Do not let it happen, Texas. Check your county, get out today, or vote Tuesday. Bring three friends
Mattress Monkey retweeted
🚨 And now she's getting deported.
A viral campus video sparks intense debate and swift online backlash regarding legal consequences and campus speech. Here is an analysis of the incident, the subsequent public reaction, and the broader political implications.
Follow: @MorseReport
Mattress Monkey retweeted
The Left said climate change was SO IMPORTANT that they should be able to:
a) Rip out your gas appliances
b) Ban your gas vehicle
c) Tax you into oblivion
Then, Elon supported Trump and they BURNED his Teslas.
It was never about the climate.
It was about controlling YOU.
Mattress Monkey retweeted
I went to The Cheesecake Factory to find out why Obama compared it to Donald Trump's White House Ballroom renovations.
During my time here I realized that the reason Obama hates on the Cheesecake factory style is because the glass isn't shattered, the business is operating and the chairs outside aren't being used as shields or projectiles.
If only it looked like a Trash Can Bunker he'd approve,
Mattress Monkey retweeted
And liberal women keep voting for this!
Mattress Monkey retweeted
In Germany, Muslim youths refuse to pay for their train tickets, claiming that anyone who asks them to pay is racist and Islamophobic.
Look at the entitlement on their faces. They genuinely believe they’re special and above the law. In their eyes, the “inferior infidels” owe them everything.
Mattress Monkey retweeted
BREAKING 🚨
Tulsi has uncovered documents that were hidden for ten years, showing Obama doctored the intel to make it look like Putin and Trump stole the 2016 election
Obama ordered Brennan to create a fake assessment
ALL ROADS LEAD DIRECTLY TO OBAMA
Mattress Monkey retweeted
You all didn't listen to Satanic Ritual Abuse child trafficking survivor Ally Carter when she told you Trump is not involved.
But she does specifically name Obama
Mattress Monkey retweeted
Mary Peltola said lying to voters should be a crime.
Her staff was just caught attempting to create a fake candidate with the same name as her opponent to split the vote.
Mattress Monkey retweeted
🚨RED ALERT 🚨
This truck carrying ballots was seen traveling southbound on the 215 and Clinton Keith in Menifee, CA
Date: 10/29/26
Time: 3:44pm
Location: 215 SB/Clinton Keith
What kind of chain of custody is this??
@USPS
@USAttyEssayli
@RSO
@RivCoNow
@RivCoDA
@RivCoRegistrar
Mattress Monkey retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: A young leftist woman is sitting in JAIL after posting that she'd SH00T President Trump at his Daytona Beach rally TODAY
FAFO. She found out.
Allison Albro reportedly posted a selfie with the caption: "Going to the trump rally in my city tmr so I can sh⚠️t him with my glock! wish me luck guys!!"
Within hours, the Volusia Sheriff's Domestic Security Unit and the Secret Service were at her door
She claimed it was a "joke," said she doesn't have a firearm, and said she'd never hurt anyone. Yeah, OK.
She's now charged with written threats to k*ll and unlawful use of a communications device.
After TWO assassination attempts on Trump, it's all being taken seriously!
Mattress Monkey retweeted
Big black girl thinks its ok to attacks a White girl because she supposedly did a "hit and run "
So she chased her down and did this
These people will find any excuse to be violent
A hit and run doesn't give anyone the right to chase down and attack the person
Let the same situation happen but the races were reversed we know it wouldn't fly