@superprobably

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'Oh, drat,' said Toad.
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trash jones@jzux19 Jan 2025
these can’t be the bootstraps i’m supposed to pull myself up by
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A bear catching steamed buns with honey

X. It’s what’s happening

From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

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✧@northstardoll18 Jan 2025
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’
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This image is funny because with the scale bar it implies that these salamanders are well over 200 km in length
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i miss them
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A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️
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obsessed with them
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evermore is hitting harder every year
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'This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,' said Toad. Frog looked through the window. 'Toad, you are right,' said Frog. 'It is a mess.' Toad pulled the covers over his head.
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if the sims movie isnt about bella goth then i dont want it
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Liesl when she found out Rolf was a N*zi:
Danielle@behindnmetaints18 Sep 2024
you’ve destroyed the sanctity of this gazebo you belligerent fool
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The Hollywood Reporter
@THR18 Sep 2024
Ellen DeGeneres in Netflix Special Trailer: "I Got Kicked Out of Show Business" hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…

Ellen DeGeneres in Netflix Special Trailer: “I Got Kicked Out of Show Business”

The comedian returns to the stand-up stage for the first time in six years, joking that if her "Be kind" motto had instead been "Go f*** yourselves," maybe things would have gone differently.

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sydney@ouijney12 Sep 2024
Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It’s always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world
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“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
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trash jones@jzux5 Sep 2024
cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job
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'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'
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