I am seeking submissions for my 'band album song' playlist, where all 3 things have to be the same open.spotify.com/playlist/1Z…

i still think php is cool

is terminator a halloween movie? stupid question. is halloween a terminator movie? now we're cookin

yeah i say jawns now

living next to a boys high school is pretty crackup at times, today the boys had a massive bluetooth speaker and blasted Khia's My Neck, My Back over the fence at me while I was hanging out the sheets. I can remember being 16 and imagining now how fucking funny that must be

If you want to silently break your enemies internet in a way that is very hard to detect and just broken enough to drive them insane, set their IPv6 MSS about 8 bytes higher than their MTU and wait

learning that hunter biden has my _exact_ taste in music is making me want to try crack! what else is the man right about?

Instead of a big modern cup I should be allowed to be on a saline drip.

Hell yeah rat island(s)

the only scary thing about a southern hemisphere halloween is kids staying up untill 10pm when it's dark

let's play how long can we keep stuffing rules into the TCAM before the switch explodes or we sell these guys a firewall

the sexy sheep aside, kiwibank sucks at customer service and they didn’t have Apple Pay for ages so I dropped them for the completely asexual no nonsense anz

i saw a guy facefucking a scrub daddy with a cucumber the other day

this keeps happening earlier every year

my roofers are singing breathless by the corrs and doing quite a good job of it

Some of you don’t know about pinecone and peanut butter birdfeeders and it shows

im buying some msg today

i wanna be a backbench MP cos I have a really big desire to jeer/boo whenever someone finishes their sentence and get paid like 180k to do so