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An American weasel in darkest England. Old woman. Big fan of the white cisheteropatriarchy

Sussex, UK
Joined October 2008
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Citizenship, bitchez! You know what this means? I can commit crimes and they can't deport me!
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I was born and raised in the US, but 23andme says I'm 64% English (the rest is German and northern European). Which of us is more English?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 You don’t have to be White to be English
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I was born and raised in the US, but 23andme says I'm 64% English (the rest is German and northern European). Which of us is more English?
He can escape Comments, but there’s no escaping quote reposts… Watch that number grow.
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I was born and raised in the US, but 23andme says I'm 64% English (the rest is German and northern European). Which of us is more English?
He can escape Comments, but there’s no escaping quote reposts… Watch that number grow.
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I've failed the new, weird Kiwi Farms verification, like, ten times. Is it because I'm logging in with a new Linux rig? Does everybody have to go through this?
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We did the NYT crossword tonight and it had three rebuses and I'd never heard of rebuses and I'm PISSED.
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You snoozed, you losed.
We...worked on this story for a year...and...they just...they tweeted it out.
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I was cleaning up the code on my blog earlier and I ran across some forgotten gems. Like this. youtube.com/watch?v=8qIDPIRo…
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Grok has just informed me that it can, in fact, swear where appropriate (most models are trained not to). It also called me Stoaty Weasel, which startled me until I realized it has access to my X account.
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Stoaty Weasel 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 retweeted
Replying to @englissf
Aren't you just
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Happy Mayday, everyone. ChatGPT made this for me.
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I'm using ChatGPT to format some text from scans of an old history text. It does a brilliant job of this - and returns it to me as docx files. Right fonts, sizes...everything. I just uploaded a long list of names to be transcribed and it basically said, "it was repetitious, so I skipped all the names in the middle." Wait...what? Bad, BAD robot!
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I don't seem to have lost any followers. I was sure a lot of them were OnlyFans bots 🤔
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Oh, Moon Pie! eyeroll_emoji
Replying to @NASA @NASAArtemis
You’re closer to the most beautiful thing in the whole galaxy than most people could ever dream of being The true majesty and scale of it is probably hard to even comprehend How many bites do you think it would take to eat it
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It was apparently worth paying for advertising on my Twitter. Note ID in English.
Nadra Guide help me renew my Pakistan ID. Very Fast and Reliable Service.

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Every AI I tried (including Grok) refused to create an image of Hitler for me, even a mocking one. We share a zodiac sign. I posted about it.
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My X no longer updates, even if I hit the X in the upper left corner. I have to F5 the whole page to see new tweets. 🤔
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There is nothing new.
Timeless humour! A 2,000 year-old Roman souvenir pen with a joke inscription roughly equivalent to: “I went to Rome and all I got you was this cheap pen!" 😂 Dated circa 70 AD, this iron stylus pen was recovered in London during excavations by MOLA. 📷 Juan Jose Fuldain/MOLA #Archaeology
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I just asked @claudeai what the optimal specification of a table fork is, and it instantly spat out a long and thoughtful essay on the topic. I guess thoughtful isn't the word, but I thought I could throw it with a dumb question. (Although the question came to me as I was emptying the dishwasher and contemplating why I strongly preferred some forks over others).
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