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Joined November 2022
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lift heavy stone make sad head voice quiet 🗿
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unfortunately i've already depicted you as the loud yelling clodsire and me as the unshaken stoic quagsire
learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction.
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FALLING TO MY KNEES JING NOOOOO
Hello everyone, today marks the end of an incredible chapter in my life. I am officially parting ways with Paper Rex, the team that has helped me grow as an individual in and outside the game. 5 years ago when i got called up to join PRX i never imagined my life would be like this at all. I've been through so many highs and lows with this team and i would like to thank every single teammate,coach,staff and fan that have followed me along this journey. Thank you all for treating me like your second family and to the fans thank you all for continuously supporting me and the team no matter the situation for half a decade. Im very excited to see whats next up and hope you all can continue supporting me :) PRX Jinggg signing out 🫡
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If you're outraged that churches are burning in France but were silent when Israel bombed the 3rd oldest church in the world, you're a hypocrite.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my smelly silly idiot son who i would die for and love to the ends of the earth lets be happy and healthy together for 500 more years ok?
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broke my phone from licking the screen too much
better look at the new K/DA firestarter portraits #kda
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OUUUUGUUGGUBUHUGBHU
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oooOoOOOOOH IM ABOUT TO BE SOOOO INSUFFERABLE ABOUT KDA AGAIN
Watch it burn. “FIRESTARTER” Music Video is out now // riot.com/FIRESTARTER-MV #KDA #FIRESTARTER #CALLINGALLBLADES
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i think this might be my fav thing i made so far in dressmaker ...
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A surprising amount of adulthood is just finally accepting that no one is coming to impose the structure you need. You either build it, or you drift inside the structures other people built for you.
The longer you delay building the life you actually want, the more likely you are to normalize a weaker substitute. Drift hardens into identity faster than people realize.
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this tweet and all the defiant replies underneath it are so abhorrent if you want to die of lung cancer sure go ahead but don't drag unknowing future residents of that room into your shit
so funny when hotels are like “no vaping in your room” like they will ever know
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just saw enough wumpus gore to last me a lifetime my god discord get your shit together
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Ed Sheeran’s upcoming shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled due to bad weather.
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“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”
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1 more week til i finally get a holiday i am chomping at the bit
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you know I'm down something horrendous if you see my ass reinstall OSRS
millennial midlife crisis be like maybe i should reinstall world of warcraft
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LOSENE KEITA JUST KILLED A MAN THEN CHEERED HIMSELF ON IN THE CROWD 😭😭😭
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I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. Psychotic!
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