@switchcasebreak

Professionally awkward, dangerously mundane.

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2018
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If you drink this then I wish you a very terrible 2025
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Replying to @toddbarriage
@toddbarriage I mean not to brag but I’m gaining on you pretty hard rn
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Happy Mother’s Day
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Hey all, I’ve been mostly AFK from social media—it turns out these things are actually a ton of work
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Really puts me in a tough position between my dislike of NFTs and desire to have the shape of my profile picture as a hexagon
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It’s been a crazy couple of days
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Me in basically every meeting since Covid
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Can’t die until the backlog is empty
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I’m joking—mostly
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