@swolga
Joined August 2011
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wot in the protestant reformation??
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K@kloudiieeOct 24
a date except we’re going on a 3 day bender to see who can handle it
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Thanks for coming to my twitter
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I’m so excited for Peruvian food. Do u accept plane snacks? What does delta give ik American is a biscoff
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Taking up space on AWS and destroying the planet to say Hi
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Hiii
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hiii
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JhaatCPT@dikshitpostingOct 21
homicide? yes i love to have my homie on my side
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jane doe@cannabinoidedOct 21
Fuck employment I'm tired of this shit, I wanna take mdma and kiss my friends
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Rick Paulas@rick_paulasOct 21
I actually think the clanging of heating pipes in NYC apartments is a really beautiful sound.
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the ler
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trevy@chillextremistOct 21
You should make small talk because sometimes it can become big talk
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skooks
@skooookumOct 21
First day in NYC where I regret wearing a t-shirt outside. Summer’s over
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Does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow
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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop1Oct 21
Thinking a man will leave his wife for you is the girl version of believing the stripper is in love with you
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_icOct 21
shoutout to myself. i don't get enough recognition.
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ISA☆*
@vvstheyglitteryOct 20
I love being a princess
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bigsock
@biggersocksOct 21
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Comedown of the century featuring the Miami airport
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mac -_-@pohIkampOct 20
please never accuse me of being a bandwagon when the team I’m supposedly bandwagoning plays like shit from a butt
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Rec@Rec_A_DorkOct 20
I feel bad for the Onion writing staff. How are you suppose to make up stuff more ridiculous then this?
Pop Base
@PobBaseOct 19
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a Parady account making a joke. A note is required due to many people taking this as a true fact. x.com/PobBase
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