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Nashville(ish), TN
Joined June 2013
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so I made a profile on not-twitter, follow me there, same handle!
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Extremely funny seeing people absolutely seething over the Bad Bunny halftime show but a good 80% of them won't say why it's making them so mad. Almost like they know their reason for being mad is extremely dumb/unacceptable.
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The other 20% is a mixture of: -"he's singing and dancing too sexy", which has been something conservatives have been trying to start a moral panic over since Elvis -literally just overt racism
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I swear it's like everyone who's mad about the Isabelle mod has just...never been online before. How are there still people just now finding out about furries (through this of all things) like a month after Zootopia 2 released?
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Hey @Walmart, mind explaining why you've got an extremely well-known neo-Nazi dog whistle on your front page? And I don't want to hear anything about coincidence, basically every other price on that same page ends in a 99 or 97.
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My gay ass when someone quotes Leviticus at me: "oh cool, what's your stance on immigration?"
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How much do you think we'd have to pay Bill Clinton to tweet out "I did not have sexual relations with that man"?
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Someone could write an entire documentary about the "comedy drain" from American conservativism. Like, how did we go from Jeff Foxworthy, Home Improvement, and King of the Hill to "don't you hate when pronouns?!" It's like all the comedy just turned into anger and bitterness.
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Oh, cool, we've reached the "government is literally directly comparing 'undesirables' to a plague of vermin" phase of this whole thing. Definitely cool and normal and not concerning at all.
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Very tired of hearing "you should see a doctor/therapist about that" when talking about mental/physical health issues online. Like if I had the money to go to one of those people do you think I'd be asking for advice on the internet?
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"you should see a doctor about your insomnia" I'll get right on that the second it is no longer $300 for the first visit where I can't even get any help with what's wrong
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Born too late for affordable housing and education Born too early for gene editing to make people into their fursonas Born just in time to remember 9/11 but think it was an action movie our teacher decided to put on for us in the third grade for some reason
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Who had a better glow-up in the past 100 years: witches or werewolves?
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Saw the "sterile corporate minimalism" Cracker Barrel logo redesign and heard they're also redecorating the restaurants. Tried to find a video of the inside and...dammit, they're making this into a dumb "everything I don't like is woke" thing again.
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As if the gays don't live for kitschy maximalism. Have these people never seen a pride parade or drag show? You'd think so, with how much they complain about them.
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Anybody else go to therapy and compulsively pretend that it's helping even when it isn't because you don't want your therapist to feel like a failure?
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Like "this isn't really helping at all but I get that you're trying your best and I appreciate that and I don't want you to feel like you're just bad at your job because I'm also constantly trying my best and being told it's not good enough and that sucks"
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Anyone else feel like all this ICE and martial law stuff is literally just to get people to stop talking about the Epstein list long enough to forget it? Like, dude is going full dictator to get people to forget he spent decades abusing kids
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Hey Google I was just trying to figure out why they're called "12", you don't gotta call me a pedophile, wtf
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