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take5β„’ πŸ”œ MFF

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im ives im a gbioryl n i love myself no matter what

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Joined November 2021
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ill try to live n get thru this as best as i can. in the mean time if u can thro some monies towards me so i can pay for groceries n shit that would be rlly nice. thanks in advance <3
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girlfriends broke up with me. plans to move in w/ them cancelled. i have no job, no stable income beyond $600/month from ssdi. my rent is 2x that. i will be homeless again soon for a third time if nothing gets better, and i will kill myself when it happens. no negotiations.
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what makes this rlly funny is not only is the dude a self-identified marxist but, very specifically, a stan of alex bogdanov, early soviet futurist, sci-fi writer, n most notably, massive sexual libertine n ahead-of-his-time advocate for free love n polyamory as we know it now
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one of the funniest interactions i ever had on this site
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n literally in the opening scenes he describes how his last romance with a socialist comrade failed because she was a strict monogamous n he was too committed to polyamorist ideals
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he ends up dating 2 martian girls who r also dating each other n who were so androgynous that he didnt know their genders at first. bogdanov was writing himself as a marty sue in a poly triad w/ 2 transfembies from mars in 1908. he wouldnt approve of this: teapawt.org/take5tm/status/2116376…
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this is the shit he said AFTER he admitted he was divorced n weepy about it so do not feel sad for him at all. he is getting everything he is giving
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one of the funniest interactions i ever had on this site
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this is the shit he said AFTER he admitted he was divorced n weepy about it so do not feel sad for him at all. he is getting everything he is giving
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judge me by my enemies (adults with picrew pfps)
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The Dan The Man ShowπŸ’₯@DanManShowOct 29
Here’s the entirety of β€œI Love Patrick Stewart”, a featurette on the American Dad Volume 7 DVD, where a bunch of the American Dad cast and crew gush about how much they love Patrick Stewart for 8 minutes And you can really that he was loved, and he loved them back
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Viv@vivspectreOct 30
Hey remember when a bunch of millennials and gen xers on here were like β€œI can’t believe these zoomers are so unprofessional that they’re all not getting hired because they drink ice coffee in interviews! Maybe I should quit my job if that’s how easy this job market is πŸ˜β€
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@MikeVorkunovOct 29
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Jordan@iliterate__Oct 29
this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
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Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Lux_Stella@Lux_Stella_Oct 29
usually kind of blithe about old actors dying but i kind of regard captain picard as the closest humanity has ever come to a portrayal of The Ideal Person
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@VarietyOct 29
Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek's' Captain Picard and 'X-Men's' Charles Xavier, Dies at 86 variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
Patrick Stewart, β€˜Star Trek’s’ Captain Picard and β€˜X-Men’s’ Charles Xavier, Dies at 86

Patrick Stewart, β€˜Star Trek’s’ Captain Picard and β€˜X-Men’s’ Charles Xavier, Dies at 86

Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek's' Captain Picard and 'X-Men's Charles Xavier, has died at 86.

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はぬぬ@qynva4728rlemAug 25
#adventuretime
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coco | comms open@pitarinchuuuOct 29
plusle & minun
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amandaaaaaa@outmycomaOct 28
If you read "it's bad to tell a woman discussing being a decade long victim of sexual harassment that she's 'complaining too much'" and this is the conclusion you came to we are doomed. She could be Hitler and it would still a basic pillar of feminism to say that's a bad thing
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Sorry that a white girls CSA made her an edgy antiblack racist
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*ali g voice* i heard when yous goes to gaza you gets thrown offa roof for being gay thats gangstas as fuck i’s think we shoulds do that to hasan piker
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Headhunterz - Takin It Back
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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmersOct 28
Trump insists it was a different hotel.
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Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

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