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Gretchen

@talbetchy

I don’t think my father, THE inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.....

 Bimbo Summit, USA
Joined January 2011
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I feel like I have to make a thread of all the deranged license plates I’ve been seeing during my short stents in the wild
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we used to get our periods at the same time
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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WRONG. they dressed like this.
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I just know this is how the meanest bitches in 2005 were pulling up
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M@meloslingOct 19
Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office
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Feeling like I can do anything lately despite the odds
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Sam@Samhive01Oct 17
MANIPULAHSHONN
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what do y’all’s voices sound like 🤨
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Lisa & Meredith singing “Hypocrisy & Bullshit” in the cockpit on the plane back from San Francisco 💀 #RHOSLC
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I have to rewatch desperate housewives or they’re going to kill my entire family
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KM Lover@LoverKM90Oct 10
Me watching any video circulated by the government.
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everyone thinks I'm an adult but inside I'm like this
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Kim Richards was right sometimes you really do just need to eat a piece of bread and calm down
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Me when I finally lose my patience
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how could one begin to translate “why don’t you put an easypass on that holland tunnel”
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Screaming at the French dubbed episode of the Bronx lunch #RHONY
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SO MY BODY HAS ENOUGH WATER TO MAKE ME PUFFY… BUT NOT ENOUGH TO MOISTURIZE MY FUCKING HEEL?!
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georgina sparks
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2027 is in three months me: – at St Joseph, MI
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FℲ@fendifaguetteOct 5
JT went from the federal pen to front row at Chanel… This is what Lizzie McGuire was talking about
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