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Sacramento, CA
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For #TaxTwitter-ers looking to connect on BlueSky, here's a starter pack (a list you can do a mass follow from) created by @Tyler_Menzer
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Fuck ICE.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Kristi Noem.
Fuck JD Vance.
Fuck Stephen Miller.
Fuck Karoline Leavitt.
And fuck every single human being who voted for this.
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Could more people call me over the holidays with a quick question? I didn't want to have family or personal time anyway.
Thanks @WIRED. I won't be renewing my subscription.
Same here. No matter how bad @FidiumFiber may be, it can't be as bad as @Xfinity !
So when I need to speak with someone for help, I'm denied the ability to?
Averaging 2-3 outages weekly for 2 months now.
NEVER Received a text update about an outage ever.
@XfinitySupport @Xfinity
One of our guinea pigs had surgery today. A normal female guinea pigs' ovaries are the size of 2 grains of rice. Mine had ovaries the size of large grapes, and an additional mass the Vet found and removed.
Now I need to keep her eating a hydrated. Going to be a long night.
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Iβm pretty sure things would be way better if we elected Kamala Harris.
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It turns out that people who caught Trump Derangement Syndrome got herd immunity from stupidity.
Holy crap....a client bought a home last year and got a 10.5% mortgage....
#taxtwitter
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Why are we celebrating him solving a problem that he created?
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Trump: βI don't think we're gonna ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people. Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead.β
What. The. Fuck?
I *hate* drip marketing!
In fact I don't know anyone who LIKES it.
And chances are, when someone downloads a trial of your software, they downloaded OTHERS with the same or similar functionality.
And then the onslaught of emails happens.
CC:
@glitterai
@beaconsai
@Camtasia
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We have just over two weeks to pass Prop 50. And when we do, it will send a message of hope across the country, that change is possible if we do the work.
So, letβs get to it. linktr.ee/cadem
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Those βold peopleβ lived through Vietnam, the Civil Rights movement, Kent State massacre, Watergate, and assassinations of MLK, JFK and RFK. They remember when gay men couldnβt congregate in a bar without the cops busting them. Theyβve seen some shit. Maybe listen to them.
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It never ceases to amaze me the number of clients that will come out of the woodwork asking for a CPA less than 2 weeks out from 10/15.
There is absolutely zero competent tax professionals that will accept taking on a new client right now. #TaxTwitter #Clientsdothedarndestthings
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With torrential rain in LA, itβs a good reminder to include weather and βacts of Godβ clauses in your engagement agreements. If the power goes out, youβll wish you signed that 8879 yesterday.
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It should go without saying but if your taxpro doesnβt have your docβs yet, thatβs a *you* problem.
#TaxTwitter
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I donβt think Biden was president on J6.
.@SpeechifyAI has so much potential, yet was a horrible disappointment - the extension, the support, and the company.