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Doginal Dogs
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Beep beep baaaabbyyy
I’m still scorching out in these skreets baaabbbyyy
DDNYC touchdown 🦅
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24 HOURS LEFT UNTIL DDNYC!
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DDNYC gunna hit different
If you haven’t been get ready for the experience of a lifetime
The memecoin data is out and it’s worse than anyone thought.
Out of 292,531 traders, only 6% made any profit at all.
88% of those in profit made under $100.
Only 25 wallets made over $10K…
The rest lost $1.26 billion combined.
Nobody is winning in memecoins. Literally nobody.
Since no one was keen on answering this question, I've took it upon myself to build a PUBLIC Dune query which uses FOMO's fee router in order to calculate the total profitability of all active FOMO traders (SOL) in the past 90 days.
The numbers:
> Out of the 292,531 wallets traded through FOMO in the last 90 days, 18,033 of them are in profit.
> Only 6.16% of ALL traders in the last 3 months were profitable.
The median trader is down ~$120. As a group they are down $1.26 BILLION. Of the 6% who are green, 88% made under $100. Only 25 out of 292,531 wallets made more than $10K
Query is public and linked below:
dune.com/queries/8354772
For reference, a "wagering platform" such as Rainbet with a 1% house edge sits at ~37% user profitability over the same time span.
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Shibo@GodsBurntMar 28
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It's in times like these that you realize the value of a real community.
"The strength of the dog is the pack."
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Shibo@GodsBurntMar 12
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Under extreme peer pressure, I went out and tried
the product,
The Big Arch from McDonald’s 🤷🏻♂️























