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FRIEND:
"All right, the crowd at this party's pretty anti-gun and they ain't so hot on cops. So don't, like, OPEN with the fact that you work in gun media and were a deputy sheriff, okay?"
ME AFTER 40 MINUTES, 11 BEERS AND NO APPETIZERS:
youtu.be/m0UtTxagCrI?t=2
#CONSPIRACYTHEORYTHURSDAY:
We yoinked Maduro out of Venezuela for deep-state baseball leverage.
Look, if you know your bar can hold about a thousand people, and if you know they're all gonna drink about a case apiece over those 6 or so hours, I don't see how you drop that ball.
HAVE YOU EVER GONE DUCK HUNTING?
32%Yes, A Few Times
58%No, Never
8%I'm An Avid Duck Hunter
2%Other (Please List Below)
60 votes • 15 hours"Alcoholic" is such a weird term.
When I was getting my health license, various sources defined "alcoholism" as anything from "drinking 3 or more times a week" to "physical dependence on alcohol."
There is no "alcoholism." There's only "problem drinking" and "dependence."
"Stargazy Pie" is like you told a 7yo that you wanted to have a contest for who could draw a picture of the silliest food in the world and then actually made what he or she drew.
#WORSTWISDOMWEDNESDAY:
"Honestly - and I know I threw up in that bathroom 5 times - but I don't think I'm SO SICK from whatever it was I ate that I shouldn't stay up to watch this game to the end. I mean, it's the Brewers in the World Series, and they could win it all tonight!"
DO YOU KNOW WHAT "BURNT ENDS" ARE?
85%Yes, They're Delicious
7%No, What Are Those?
7%Yes, And They're Gross
2%Other (Please List Below)
46 votes • Final results"The entire fight had spanned a mere 16 minutes."
That kinda feels like a long time when we're talking about "the entire fight" being aboard a ship and involving everything form Thompson submachineguns to coffee mugs.
fieldethos.com/fight-like-yo…
WERE YOU INVOLVED IN "GIFTED AND TALENTED" PROGRAMS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL, AND DO YOU BELIEVE THEY WERE SOME KIND OF GOVERNMENT PARANORMAL STUDY?
0%Yes/Yes
60%Yes/No
13%No/No
27%No/Yes
15 votes • Final resultsThis is, of course, just for starters.
(Spoiler alert: they're gonna put squid in it.)


















