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Writer. Tall Person. Mustached American. Senior Editor at a gun magazine you might read.

USA
Joined June 2011
FRIEND: "All right, the crowd at this party's pretty anti-gun and they ain't so hot on cops. So don't, like, OPEN with the fact that you work in gun media and were a deputy sheriff, okay?" ME AFTER 40 MINUTES, 11 BEERS AND NO APPETIZERS: youtu.be/m0UtTxagCrI?t=2
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#CONSPIRACYTHEORYTHURSDAY: We yoinked Maduro out of Venezuela for deep-state baseball leverage.
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Look, if you know your bar can hold about a thousand people, and if you know they're all gonna drink about a case apiece over those 6 or so hours, I don't see how you drop that ball.
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simultaneously the most and least Wisconsin thing ever said
Who needs booze when there's cheese?
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look man I pick up bananas with a lot of people
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HAVE YOU EVER GONE DUCK HUNTING?
32%Yes, A Few Times
58%No, Never
8%I'm An Avid Duck Hunter
2%Other (Please List Below)
60 votes • 15 hours
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Alcohol isn't ready for what Wisconsin is about to do to it.
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That Old Man Lebman was a real card.
So... They make 1911 FRTs and now you can put a Thompson grip on a 1911 without paperwork... Lebman special here I come!
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"Alcoholic" is such a weird term. When I was getting my health license, various sources defined "alcoholism" as anything from "drinking 3 or more times a week" to "physical dependence on alcohol." There is no "alcoholism." There's only "problem drinking" and "dependence."
I am once again reminding everyone that the average person cannot remotely conceive of how much alcoholics put back There is an entire decile of Americans drinking over 10 per day on average
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"Stargazy Pie" is like you told a 7yo that you wanted to have a contest for who could draw a picture of the silliest food in the world and then actually made what he or she drew.
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Yellow mustard is the perfect condiment. Doesn’t require refrigeration, goes on everything. Makes a good binder for fish fry
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in other news, food is better for you than not food
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#WORSTWISDOMWEDNESDAY: "Honestly - and I know I threw up in that bathroom 5 times - but I don't think I'm SO SICK from whatever it was I ate that I shouldn't stay up to watch this game to the end. I mean, it's the Brewers in the World Series, and they could win it all tonight!"
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT "BURNT ENDS" ARE?
85%Yes, They're Delicious
7%No, What Are Those?
7%Yes, And They're Gross
2%Other (Please List Below)
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"The entire fight had spanned a mere 16 minutes." That kinda feels like a long time when we're talking about "the entire fight" being aboard a ship and involving everything form Thompson submachineguns to coffee mugs. fieldethos.com/fight-like-yo…
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WERE YOU INVOLVED IN "GIFTED AND TALENTED" PROGRAMS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL, AND DO YOU BELIEVE THEY WERE SOME KIND OF GOVERNMENT PARANORMAL STUDY?
0%Yes/Yes
60%Yes/No
13%No/No
27%No/Yes
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This is, of course, just for starters. (Spoiler alert: they're gonna put squid in it.)
There will be the lady covering her face and giggling, sweet-as-cake version, the warrior/farmer, this-is-a-mobile-ration dry version, and the breakfast johnnycake version, which will split the difference in both flavor and texture. All will acquit themselves honorably.
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